(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hello, I am currently 17 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctic; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all so much.

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I remember seeing this on a viral Youtube video as a top comment. Actually lol'd the first time I saw it because I got tired of seeing all those comments with "Hey, I know this is annoying. But I am a 7 year old who wants to be a singer so check out my channel guise" every single time.

Anyways, no I can't help you.

loooooool

D'awe!! Omg c:

Alright, already bought a surgeon to merge your legs together. Next we will need to remove your penis this will be very painful, but it will help you with your life goal. You can't just slide with your balls rubbing against the ice. It just doesn't work johnny. Alright on board? Well that isn't the least of it johnny. You're going to need explosives and guns LOTS of explosives. You want to make a good entrance to meet your fellow hippopotamuses right? Well do as I say and you will be the best Shark in Switzerland.

But I want to be a walrus not a shark

Fine, you will need loads of jello instead of explosives then. Also you will need kangaroo and rabbit hair for the sacrifice. See you in October. - Sincerely your greatest agent Mr. Abb

I have one question for you. How did you type this with no arms?