(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hello, I am currently 17 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctic; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all so much.

This post mad me LOL so hard, thats a cute pict :nerd:

You stole BlackBox's dream, I hope you fail and become a meth addict because you're so depressed you left your family to follow your dream!

On the other hand, BlackBox shall make it as a Walrus and shall soon be moved to Sea World so as to perform with such celebrities as Shamoo.

You sir are a failure!




:mmm:.

LOL what r u smoking dude? lol

It's not nice to steal yam

LOL! This reminds me of one of those YouTube comments with hundreds of thumbs ups lmao :p

this has made me giggle a little today haha and after the day i have had it was a welcomed giggle so thanks

My life goal is to have sex with a dolphin... here's a guide for anyone else that's interested in doing that too. Don't be shy, it's perfectly normal to want to, I think:

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