(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); It was sometime during the year of 2011, thinking back on it now it makes me and my mates laugh but at the time, was horrible.

At the age of 17, my long time girlfriend at the time and I had been dating for about 2 years. When in late 2011 her parents went to Phuket for a holiday, they were gone for 2 weeks and they said that I was allowed to come by the house but I wasn't allowed to sleep over. But for the entire 2 weeks I basically never left. She decided to have a party during the end of the time her parents were expected back, (4 days before) she had loads of friends come over but we stated outside so the house didnt get trashed. Little did we know the entire time her neighbor had been texting/calling her parents telling them everything, that I had been there and we were having parties. If you thought that was what had caused the break up, think again. My ex said the entire time that they were comin back Friday at 7. In my head I some reason thought it was going to be at night, but no it was in the morning, the night before my ex and I went out for dinner and had some seriously spicy food from this asian place, I thought my food didnt taste right but ate it anyway cos I have no idea what the meal was supposed to be like, early that morning I got up and got in the shower because I was doing overtime work, I got in the shower when all of a sudden my stomach had pains so bad, I was like oh shit I'm gonna shit, and I ran to the toilet, I didn't grab a towel or nothing, cos this shit wasn't gonna hold, I got to the toilet just in time, which was located on the other side of the house. I did the biggest dump ever then realised there was no toilet paper, I was like fuck.. I had no towel or toilet paper, being so paranoid my gf would catch me like this I decided it would be best to sneak back to the shower, I began to crab walk slowly back to the shower when I got about halfway when I herd people talking and then the front doors just swing open, her parents are standing there lookin at me naked with a shitty ass. I had no clue what to say, her mom just yells loudly "what the fuck are you doing with my little girl, I'm so disappointed" she thinks I just fucked her daughter wig a shitty ass, then to make it worse my ex walks out with a towel around her and is like "what's going on" I said look I can explain let me just go wipe my ass. After all th yellin and explaining my ex broke up with me upon her mothers doing, my ex doesn't talk to me, her mother thinks I'm some shitij devil and her dad was the only one to believe me and thought it was the greatest thing ever. We sometimes go fishing and he's now good mates with my dad!

Well thats it, hope you enjoyed laughing at my misfortune :p

Oh... my... God... that was probably the funniest shit I've read in quite some time lol. And it doesn't surprise me that her father believed you, I know I would have just because of the awkward situation haha.

It sounds like a "I hope they serve beer in hell" moment lol. Read that book, i haveva feeling, you'd love it.

What an adventure that was, haha. Got me a good laugh today. But sucks to hear that she broke up with you, but then again her dad believed you and didn't want to kill you.

That was definitely an outrageous story, haha.

Reminds me of that one I think I read off of Reddit.

Well this is the first time I've posted it, unless someone had a extremely similar experience to me then I'm guessing that this s the only time you would have herd about my experience or there is some other unlucky people like me haha

Ah, no! I know where I found it.

It was from BBF, let me link you. It's not similar to your experience at all, but it's around the same kind of stuff.

Here it is:

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This pics are expired, but the story is still golden. Enjoy!

Hahahaha this guy is far worse than me, who pisses in a bottle and shits all over the floor, omg and I thought what I did was embarrassing.

At least my ex understood why, good luck explaining that

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

It is pretty embarrassing, to say the very least... Sure as hell glad I don't have any experiences like that.

Man I love Tucker Max. Read all of his books. Amazing.