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Do you think Michael Phelps is using enhancement drugs, or do you believe its the speedo's and sheer strength?
okay here are theories to explain why he is so leet.
theory #1
he was born awsome
possibility, 10%
theory #2
He's acually an alien who's on earth to study us but for unknown reasons fell in love with swimming cause the water on his planet is so ****ing hot that they can only last 3 min before dying and he trained for hundred of years cause he really had nothing better to do besides spy on us and decicded to tyr for the olypics but before he could he had to create a whole story which took him another 3 years to do and thats why he entered this year.
possibility: 30%
theory #3
he's jesus
Possibility: 60%
theory#4
he was created at a secret goverment lab to win the olympics
possibility: 90%.........there is no link between the goverment and Micheal Phelps. Phelps is just awsome. I will now let you get back to your glitching,
his mom mated with a dolphin that is why he is so good, think about it have u ever seen his dad at the olympics huh didn't think so j/k he is just a beast