Post: FML Section
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10-27-2009, 12:56 AM
#11
ScooterDAshooter
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Funniest:
"Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML"
"Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML"
Funniest:
"Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML"
"Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML"
10-27-2009, 10:21 PM
#14
SeArGaNt-KoCk
B.O.D figure that out :p
Originally posted by CrackBomber
Today i had detition and i had a boner and i fell asleep and my teacher grabed my D*** and she thought it was my phoneFML
well that was obviously not true. i have an app on my iTouch for FML com and it has that exact thing.
but mine is... Today, this girl txted me and shes kind of a secret hoe. I was thinking that maybe i could flirt with her and then get some from her. Turns out she actually wanted a serious relationship. FML?
10-29-2009, 01:02 AM
#15
Steve
Ex-News Staff
Originally posted by KoCk
well that was obviously not true. i have an app on my iTouch for FML com and it has that exact thing.
but mine is... Today, this girl txted me and shes kind of a secret hoe. I was thinking that maybe i could flirt with her and then get some from her. Turns out she actually wanted a serious relationship. FML?
but mine is... Today, this girl txted me and shes kind of a secret hoe. I was thinking that maybe i could flirt with her and then get some from her. Turns out she actually wanted a serious relationship. FML?
lol fml pro? i have it too and as soon as i read that i was like right...lol i hope a ton of ppl get fml moment to keep this going lol
10-31-2009, 05:25 PM
#17
SeArGaNt-KoCk
B.O.D figure that out :p
It's against the rules.
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