Post: 100 things to talk to a girl about.
01-19-2014, 11:04 PM #1
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I'm not the best person to talk to, but I do come up with some good stuff. I run out of good ideas alot also, so here's a list of 100 things you can talk to a girl about. (I googled these haha)

I used a few of these not too long ago:
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59
65
100
lol, those are the ones I used and she responded pretty well. She didn't flip out or anything, she was calm as hell Winky Winky

1. What was your best job?
2. What were your worst jobs?
3. Tell me all the places you worked
4. Tell me about your best friend
5. Tell me about your family
6. Tell me about your relatives
7. What was your first car?
8. Favorite movie star?
9. Favorite entertainer?
10. Favorite song?
11. What were your life changing moments?
12. First girlfriend/boyfriend?
13. First kiss?
14. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done?
15. Have you ever been arrested?
16. Political affiliation?
17. Have you voted for someone you wished you hadn’t?
18. Have you used drugs?
19. Do you like to shop?
20. Best way to relax?
21. Favorite thing to do alone?
22. Ever had a one night stand?
23. Do you save money?
24. What hobbies to you spend money on?
25. If you found a $100 what would you do?
26. Do you want children/more children?
27. Are you a good parent?
28. What makes a good parent?
29. Are you romantic?
30. Ever loose a pet?
31. Dog or cat?
32. Pets growing up?
33. Sleep in the nude?
34. Favorite midnight snack?
35. Do you exercise?
36. Did you ever see your parents making love?
37. Peanut butter and what?
38. What is one food you will never give up?
39. What is a food you can live without?
40. Favorite drink?
41. Perfect day?
42. How many cds do you own?
43. How many dvds to you own?
44. Favorite thing to spend money on?
45. What is the weirdest thing about you?
46. What is on your bedside table?
47. Are you cheap or thrifty?
48. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?
49. Grades in high school?
50. Favorite teacher?
51. Relatives in jail?
52. Toppings on pizza?
53. Black or white?
54. Glass half full or half empty?
55. Ever been to a food shelf?
56. Ever milked a cow?
57. Ever tipped a cow?
58. Bath or shower?
59. Mountains or the beach?
60. Plane, train or automobile?
61. Favorite all time movie?
62. Worse movie you have ever seen?
63. Best concert you have been to?
64. Beer, wine or coffee?
65. Best vacation?
66. If you could retire tomorrow what would you do?
67. Worse vacation?
68. Three places you would love to visit?
69. Worse boss?
70. If you could do anything what would it be?
71. Super powers you wish you had?
72. Ever had a massage?
73. Ideal romantic dinner?
74. Dumbest purchase you ever made?
75. Where did you find money when you were flat broke?
76. Ever sold blood?
77. What sporting event/concert/entertainment would you buy tickets to regardless of price?
78. Ever hit a jackpot on a slot machine?
79. Ever won the lottery?
80. What would you do with your lottery winnings?
81. Are you a neat freak?
82. Can’t stand being around people who_________?
83. Crowds or small groups?
84. How old do you want to live to?
85. Loose your sight or hearing?
86. Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex?
87. Pet peeves?
88. Most annoying habit?
89. Sexiest parts of a member of the opposite sex?
90. Major turn offs?
91. Tattoos?
93. Piercings?
94. Plastic surgery--would you/have you?
95. Computer geek?
96. Trekee?
97. Play an instrument?
98. Been in a band?
99. Most embarrassing moment?
100. Nude beach yes or no
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01-20-2014, 02:46 AM #2
This is sad on so many levels.

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01-20-2014, 03:02 AM #3
Solo
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You have the wrong title, OP

Change it to "100 steps to getting friend-zoned"

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01-20-2014, 03:05 AM #4
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Funny post lolol
01-20-2014, 03:05 AM #5
Joel
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1. What was your best job? Being a guy hooker
2. What were your worst jobs? Working at Microsoft
3. Tell me all the places you worked: I went to women's homes and had sex with them
4. Tell me about your best friend: my best friend is my hand. We have fun with each other especially at night times. We been friends for life.
5. Tell me about your family: I have 10 family members which is my ten fingers and ten other family members which is my 10 toes. I talk to them every day and we have a good laugh
6. Tell me about your relatives: my relative is tall so when he gets angry, he sucks the middle finger up
7. What was your first car? a toy car
8. Favorite movie star? justin bieber
9. Favorite entertainer? justin bieber
10. Favorite song? baby - justin bieber
11. What were your life changing moments? listening to justin bieber
12. First girlfriend/boyfriend? justin bieber is my boyfriend
13. First kiss? i kiss my ass as this guy told me to.
14. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done? i went to kfc and told everyone i love justin bieber
15. Have you ever been arrested? yes for raping women and guys
16. Political affiliation? idk but i want to be king
17. Have you voted for someone you wished you hadn’t? i love obama so yea he is number 1
18. Have you used drugs? yes, cocaine, meth, marijuanna. yolo it man
19. Do you like to shop? hell yeah man on amazon i love shopping
20. Best way to relax? masterbating
21. Favorite thing to do alone? masterbating
22. Ever had a one night stand? yes, masterbating while standing up
23. Do you save money? yes i save my monopoly money
24. What hobbies to you spend money on? on drugs
25. If you found a $100 what would you do? eat it
26. Do you want children/more children? yes
27. Are you a good parent? no
28. What makes a good parent? smoking weed
29. Are you romantic? yes
30. Ever loose a pet? yes many ran away because they are scared of me
31. Dog or cat? both
32. Pets growing up? i grew up with a rat in my house
33. Sleep in the nude? hell yeah i am a nude man
34. Favorite midnight snack? my semen
35. Do you exercise? no
36. Did you ever see your parents making love? yes and i joined in it
37. Peanut butter and what? jelly
38. What is one food you will never give up? burger king
39. What is a food you can live without? kfc
40. Favorite drink? my mouth water
41. Perfect day? 4/20
42. How many cds do you own? over 9000
43. How many dvds to you own? over 9000
44. Favorite thing to spend money on? porn
45. What is the weirdest thing about you? i like to rape you
46. What is on your bedside table? idk
47. Are you cheap or thrifty? cheap
48. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time? yes and we had a three some one time
49. Grades in high school? f-
50. Favorite teacher? mr nutsack
51. Relatives in jail? yes many
52. Toppings on pizza? yes burgers on it
53. Black or white? black
54. Glass half full or half empty? grass half idk
55. Ever been to a food shelf? yes i live there
56. Ever milked a cow? yes i milk my own too
57. Ever tipped a cow? yes he went angry
58. Bath or shower? pool bath
59. Mountains or the beach? volcanoes
60. Plane, train or automobile? flying boats
61. Favorite all time movie? xxx ga***** dark vad0r ft superman
62. Worse movie you have ever seen? xxwomensex
63. Best concert you have been to? justin bieber
64. Beer, wine or coffee? weed
65. Best vacation? penis land
66. If you could retire tomorrow what would you do? rape everyone
67. Worse vacation? vagina land
68. Three places you would love to visit? ultra penis land, jizz land, men land
69. Worse boss? mr nutsack
70. If you could do anything what would it be? rape every men
71. Super powers you wish you had? the ultimate jizz gun
72. Ever had a massage? yes and we ended up having sex
73. Ideal romantic dinner? yes
74. Dumbest purchase you ever made? buying a vagina
75. Where did you find money when you were flat broke? in other people's wallet
76. Ever sold blood? yes
77. What sporting event/concert/entertainment would you buy tickets to regardless of price? justin bieber
78. Ever hit a jackpot on a slot machine? yes
79. Ever won the lottery? yes
80. What would you do with your lottery winnings? spend it on drugs
81. Are you a neat freak? yes
82. Can’t stand being around people who_________? my penis
83. Crowds or small groups? crowds
84. How old do you want to live to? over 9000
85. Loose your sight or hearing? loose my penis
86. Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex? yes
87. Pet peeves? yes
88. Most annoying habit? you ask me
89. Sexiest parts of a member of the opposite sex? penises
90. Major turn offs? my men cheatin on me
91. Tattoos? a bunch of penises
93. Piercings? a pierce in my penis
94. Plastic surgery--would you/have you? yes a big plastic surgery on my penis to make it 55 ft long
95. Computer geek? yes i like porn
96. Trekee? no
97. Play an instrument? yes its my penis
98. Been in a band? yes the penis band
99. Most embarrassing moment? having my penis stuck in a ice pole
100. Nude beach yes or no yes

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01-20-2014, 08:12 AM #6
Gommy
I’m too L33T
Well I agree with George haha, if you dont know how to keep a decent conversation going then wtf? Get out there and just think of stuff on the spot.. at first when I was meeting girls id think of some stuff to say but when I met them I must of asked one and we went off and let it flow from there.. lol goms girls tips Cool Troll
01-20-2014, 12:59 PM #7
Pixie Lott
Keep it MeLLo
Originally posted by Joelrca View Post
1. What was your best job? Being a guy hooker
2. What were your worst jobs? Working at Microsoft
3. Tell me all the places you worked: I went to women's homes and had sex with them
4. Tell me about your best friend: my best friend is my hand. We have fun with each other especially at night times. We been friends for life.
5. Tell me about your family: I have 10 family members which is my ten fingers and ten other family members which is my 10 toes. I talk to them every day and we have a good laugh
6. Tell me about your relatives: my relative is tall so when he gets angry, he sucks the middle finger up
7. What was your first car? a toy car
8. Favorite movie star? justin bieber
9. Favorite entertainer? justin bieber
10. Favorite song? baby - justin bieber
11. What were your life changing moments? listening to justin bieber
12. First girlfriend/boyfriend? justin bieber is my boyfriend
13. First kiss? i kiss my ass as this guy told me to.
14. What is the dumbest thing you have ever done? i went to kfc and told everyone i love justin bieber
15. Have you ever been arrested? yes for raping women and guys
16. Political affiliation? idk but i want to be king
17. Have you voted for someone you wished you hadn’t? i love obama so yea he is number 1
18. Have you used drugs? yes, cocaine, meth, marijuanna. yolo it man
19. Do you like to shop? hell yeah man on amazon i love shopping
20. Best way to relax? masterbating
21. Favorite thing to do alone? masterbating
22. Ever had a one night stand? yes, masterbating while standing up
23. Do you save money? yes i save my monopoly money
24. What hobbies to you spend money on? on drugs
25. If you found a $100 what would you do? eat it
26. Do you want children/more children? yes
27. Are you a good parent? no
28. What makes a good parent? smoking weed
29. Are you romantic? yes
30. Ever loose a pet? yes many ran away because they are scared of me
31. Dog or cat? both
32. Pets growing up? i grew up with a rat in my house
33. Sleep in the nude? hell yeah i am a nude man
34. Favorite midnight snack? my semen
35. Do you exercise? no
36. Did you ever see your parents making love? yes and i joined in it
37. Peanut butter and what? jelly
38. What is one food you will never give up? burger king
39. What is a food you can live without? kfc
40. Favorite drink? my mouth water
41. Perfect day? 4/20
42. How many cds do you own? over 9000
43. How many dvds to you own? over 9000
44. Favorite thing to spend money on? porn
45. What is the weirdest thing about you? i like to rape you
46. What is on your bedside table? idk
47. Are you cheap or thrifty? cheap
48. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time? yes and we had a three some one time
49. Grades in high school? f-
50. Favorite teacher? mr nutsack
51. Relatives in jail? yes many
52. Toppings on pizza? yes burgers on it
53. Black or white? black
54. Glass half full or half empty? grass half idk
55. Ever been to a food shelf? yes i live there
56. Ever milked a cow? yes i milk my own too
57. Ever tipped a cow? yes he went angry
58. Bath or shower? pool bath
59. Mountains or the beach? volcanoes
60. Plane, train or automobile? flying boats
61. Favorite all time movie? xxx ga***** dark vad0r ft superman
62. Worse movie you have ever seen? xxwomensex
63. Best concert you have been to? justin bieber
64. Beer, wine or coffee? weed
65. Best vacation? penis land
66. If you could retire tomorrow what would you do? rape everyone
67. Worse vacation? vagina land
68. Three places you would love to visit? ultra penis land, jizz land, men land
69. Worse boss? mr nutsack
70. If you could do anything what would it be? rape every men
71. Super powers you wish you had? the ultimate jizz gun
72. Ever had a massage? yes and we ended up having sex
73. Ideal romantic dinner? yes
74. Dumbest purchase you ever made? buying a vagina
75. Where did you find money when you were flat broke? in other people's wallet
76. Ever sold blood? yes
77. What sporting event/concert/entertainment would you buy tickets to regardless of price? justin bieber
78. Ever hit a jackpot on a slot machine? yes
79. Ever won the lottery? yes
80. What would you do with your lottery winnings? spend it on drugs
81. Are you a neat freak? yes
82. Can’t stand being around people who_________? my penis
83. Crowds or small groups? crowds
84. How old do you want to live to? over 9000
85. Loose your sight or hearing? loose my penis
86. Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex? yes
87. Pet peeves? yes
88. Most annoying habit? you ask me
89. Sexiest parts of a member of the opposite sex? penises
90. Major turn offs? my men cheatin on me
91. Tattoos? a bunch of penises
93. Piercings? a pierce in my penis
94. Plastic surgery--would you/have you? yes a big plastic surgery on my penis to make it 55 ft long
95. Computer geek? yes i like porn
96. Trekee? no
97. Play an instrument? yes its my penis
98. Been in a band? yes the penis band
99. Most embarrassing moment? having my penis stuck in a ice pole
100. Nude beach yes or no yes


+1 for doing all 100
01-20-2014, 04:43 PM #8
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Originally posted by Sexy
You have the wrong title, OP

Change it to "100 steps to getting friend-zoned"


Actually I didn't get friend zoned. We've went on a few dates since then. I'll be meeting her this Friday (24th) for a date.
01-20-2014, 04:47 PM #9
Lamputt
Space Ninja
All you need to say to a female of interest is "hey i like your Titties". Job done.
01-23-2014, 03:21 PM #10
TheOne
Haxor!
So to sum it up.. Talk about everyday things and "be yourself". Seems easy.. Number one step any guy should use is be confidant.

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