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Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
School
organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Bring a watermelon in the classroom and give it to the teacher when everyone is looking tell her there were no apples left at the grocery store

PS: Whitey doesn't need these.