(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I've been looking through several parts of the forum here and i can't find a joke thread. So why not have someone make one. Just where people can post jokes that are funny. And no BS rules like nothing offensive, they're called jokes for a reason. Maybe both in video and text format. Short jokes and videos maybe. like this one for example, it's funny.

And yes i know how dare he joke about that. Batman was honestly not that great i agree.

This one is ok.... I've known it for years, why not share ? Ey?. Anyways here we go...

One time their was a guy walking down the street. As he passed a local pet store a bird said, Polly want a cracker, Polly want a cracker!! The guy for no reason said, I'm going to take you home and flush you down the toilet. Later on that day he arrived home with the bird, he ran up stairs put it in the toilet but forgot to flush, later on his parents came over for a very important dinner, his mom. Said she had to use the bathroom, she made her way up stairs, sat down in the toilet and theirs started to sing, "I see your hinny it is very, very shiny, if you don't hide it, I'm going to bite it!" she gets up flushes the toilet and all she hears is the bird singing "floating down the river on a Hershey Bar". Lol.

One Mexican guy named Juan walked in to a strip club then Juan took the stripper to his house and when he was about to come he said Juan time only