Okay, lets be honest. I live with my mom and I'm 34. I have sex once a year but when I do I make sure my mom doesn't catch me. Here is my how to on this subject.

Step 1: MAKE SURE THE GIRL IS AWARE YOU'RE WITH YOUR MOM. 1/10 girls are okay with this. Good Luck
Step 2: Assuming you've made it this far, I would recommend taking out a condom
Step 3: Lock the door, spray air freshener, turn off the light, and try to find a fan that makes a lot of noise
Step 4: do your business with your woman
Step 5: When you're done, push her through your window with a pregnancy test and morning after pills.
Step 6: Go have dinner with your mom




Or just get your own house.



I really hope this helped you guys. Educational purposes only. Don't blame me if you fuck up I made the steps as clear as possible.

I'm waiting for the method so your dad doesn't catch you.