Post: how to: avoid awkward conversation
04-07-2014, 03:14 AM #1
Haley
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04-07-2014, 03:15 AM #2
2012 + 2 still being awkward
04-07-2014, 03:17 AM #3
Originally posted by docter
hey guys back again with another how to. it's been a while since my last one.

in this how to you'll learn how to avoid awkward conversations.


lets begin

step1: if you are a scrawny weakling like me, never talk about lifting a weight. i swear to god you say one thing about how easy it was to carry in the milk carton and groceries you'll get ur ass kicked and it will get awkward
step2: okay on to the real steps
step3: when you approach someone copy their body language and check them out head to toe three times
step4: look down at their feet when you talk to them
step5: look at their eyes only when they mention something you don't care about
step6: talk about ngu and how popular you are with your reputation being included
step7: ask them to make an ngu account
step8: follow them on twitter and fav all their pics and then dm them saying never talk to me again
step9: now you're safe to never talk to them again thus avoiding awkward conversations


ive done this about 27 times exactly at home and at school
i live in a shack now


bye



This is the best thing I have ever read!
04-07-2014, 03:18 AM #4
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Dylan
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Awkward my ass. I have a date with this guy this Thursday thanks to your steps.

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04-07-2014, 03:22 AM #5
Haley
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i have date with guy every day with steps lol i fool ngu sorry guys :///
04-07-2014, 03:24 AM #6
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Dylan
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Originally posted by docter
i have date with guy every day with steps lol i fool ngu sorry guys :///


you fgt ass ***** fuk u go 2 hell and hav satan anally rape you into halves.
04-07-2014, 07:41 AM #7
MrRa1n
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Ask them to make an NGU account haha
04-07-2014, 09:34 AM #8
ResistTheSun
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This works order it now from Doc Haley!
06-10-2014, 04:44 AM #9
im akward enough
06-10-2014, 04:46 AM #10
dude your cool bro

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