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I love the way they convulse violently in their last moments but sometimes the acid's Ph is too strong and it ends the fun all too quickly, so sometimes we must resort to common BLEEACH.

How do you like to murder your people/things?

Chinese water torture or Chinese bamboo torture. Both will send them insane and a slow agonising death. Search them up if you don't know waht dey r.

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what kind of thread is this?

A thread by a policeman to weed out murderers.

seems legit.

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I havent murdered any people yet, but when I was like 7, and I just started to do it again recently, I microwaved my hamsters. I enjoyed watching how slowly their eyes started to melt in the microwave and eventually they died. Sometimes when I got the chance I would stick about 2-3 in at the same time and it would be even more exciting. The only bad part was sometimes if the heat was too much for them their eyes would explode instead of melt so I would have to clean up the mess afterwards. I guess that if I ever had the chance to have a microwave that could fit a human inside I would try it out and that would be my favorite method of murdering.

Are you people crazy? If you're going to murder someone might as well add some torture in there too.