Originally posted by Madison
I vote for these instead:
sperm worm
boner toner
spunk monk
cock dock
erection ejection
dick tick
cum plum
seed steed
prick chick
cock stock
seminal sentinel
phallus chalice
anus ignoramus
smegma enigma
beef curtain hurtin
**** runt
jism prison
ballbiting ballerina
dongle mongle
penis machinist
chin chin bin
wiener cleaner
seminal fluid druid
jizz wiz
weenie genie
male organ gorgan
shaft shaft
scrotum totem
ballsack knapsack
ball butter nutter
spunkey monkey
testicle receptacle
fellation dalmatian
ejaculation confection
tally wacker packer
ding dong kong
urethra barista
prostate magistrate
pecker checker
chinpo binbo
vaginal admiral