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You say your name is mast3r0wner, what are you 12?
you talk about hittin the game but really you look fucking lame
I mean you cant even spell correctly, a 5 year old could do better,
your rhymes are pathetic, just like your whole rap
you come in here thinkin you own the place, bitch your just a fucking disgrace,
its people like you that make me sick, have you considered killing yourself by choking on a dick?
now get out yo mums basement and go make some more cash by suckin dicks, its what you do best, isn't it?

So, your name is shark?
Ever thought about leaving the trailer park?
Bam newsflash, you're still trash, i just wiped yo ass.
You are in the freaking Gaming Squad.
you really have to go outside and get a life.
Your facing the new rap god.
lets take this battle to the streets.
you are a pussy, if you are what you eat.
i throw the switch on your execution with a overdose of devotion.
when you're dead i throw your body in the arctic ocean.
your lines werent as good you expected.
you wrote your shit like your mind was disconnected
i suck dick? you screw every male out there unprotected!
go back to your trailer park when you come out crying why you got infected
you should've used your brain before you got your willy injected
you think you are the boss?
all you do is leaking white sauce.
you are behind your screen 24/7 fapping at bitches
and in the meantime you post GTA glitches
your lines are shit
is that all you can spit?
i ripped you apart bit by bit
i wiped yo ass that hard all you can do is quit

If you are what you eat then here's a slice of Defeat,

You're a disgrace to rap culture, you pick on less fortunate targets like a Vulture,

Your rhymes are all over the place like last night when your Mum had me all over her face,

MasterOwn3r? More like MasterBon3r,

when you watch Gay porn, man what are you doing, you're more ridiculous
than that TV show Loose Women,

Speaking of Loose Women, how's your sister? I saw her the other night and ran away. "Why" you ask, cause she looked like.a Mister

Blisters on both my feet cause I ran so fast, blisters on my tongue cause I rap so fast, the only fast you can go is faster than the speed of sound in Justin Biebers butthole.

I'm done with this rap, and I admit that I'm crap but somehow I'm still better than you.

It's okay MasterOwn3r you can be #2.

Your rhymes where whack!
i couldnt wait for it to end
im in biebers buthole? dude shut up and go to your boyfriend
when your mom checks your browser history its all dudes in there.
im coming up quick with my rhymes, beware.
rapping skill isnt about speed,
you are just a computer addict who'se jerking off on dudes and smoking weed.
just try to battle me, and i got my traps set
i can tell you whack as shit, i aint even heard you rap yet.
you call your shit rapping?
i think your best skill is fapping!
and i make sure you end up 3rd place, when there is only a 2 people race!
try to battle me again
i drop my lines so hard your bones poke through your skin!
do not make jokes about skill or skin color
your mom givesme tomorrow the 7 digits for a dollar

Kid, you need more than a rhyming dictionary,
i look up stupid, see you right in the pictionary
You make dairy? Guess that's why they call you a cow?
Come on Boy, Moo! don't worry i'll allow
While i'm here rapping a refined touch
You guys are over there, jacking each other off
I've seen more creativity in a goddamn pool
While your both sitting there thinking "i'm so cool"
Wit, and master whatever, What a bunch of tools
Well, look at that , seems am still the God, attracting age group females, don't even need a rod
Closing Out for the evening
But this is just the beginning

Uh, ok let me join this shit, uh, haha I'm in a web site were people are stealing verses from the movie 8 mile, master0wn3r let me tell you, you can't freestyle, I'm bout to track you and smack the living shit out of you, my rhymes are cruel so sit down on that stool and go back to school because your making a complete fool of your self, I spit bars on bars, so stop trying to shoot for the stars, your a straight up dike, so start going outside n fly a kite, I'm about to go strike u with an axe, bro I'm just messing around relax, no one gives two shits about u so might as well put your self in a coffin, when I hear bout u I might be on vacation swimming with the dolphins, but I'll do u a favor and a lend u my hearse, because every word you keep spitting keeps on getting worse, n no doubt I'll make your mama happy because I'll buy her a purse with 2 C's, that's the end of me

Wow, never in my life had i seen such a succession of not rhyme
like someone put a gun to your head and forced you to write
aight? and some lines don't even make sense, lord
fly a kite , swim with dolphins, didn't realize this was seaworld
reignbow? i don't care if it's ironic , learn to fucking spell
or who knows what alley you'll be working, only time shall tell.

While i'm sitting here reading you guys rhymes
I feel as if i'm wasting time
You guys ain't shit
so let me spit something quick...

You smell like hot dog water
i'll run up in your crib & shit on your father
if that doesn't scare you! IDK what will
let me stop & wait for someone to spit something ill

?

Am sorry, i think i lost some brains cells
those rhymes so fucking stupid my brain just melts
Spit something quick? spit something ill?
Kid, get back on your goddamn A.D.D Pills
Mr, Alfred, put on your big boy pants
Cause right now am about to rant
You love juice? I Got plenty of those
see ,i like my coffe like i like my women
(no penis) but am sure you feel just very different
You can still live in your dungeon, at least there you can afford the rent.