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Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves

Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors

Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.

Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil

Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl

Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction

Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs

Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs

Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions

Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner

Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her

Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.

Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.

Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.

Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.

Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air

Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid

Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going

Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.

Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.

Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!

Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.

Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.

Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.

Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.

Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb

Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned

Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter

Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"

Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.

Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower

Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door

Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale

Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".

Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub

Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me.

Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"

Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.

Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here

Your mamma is so fat I shot the bitch and lard came out.

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!

Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it

Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!

Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!

You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!

Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!!

Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!

Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes

Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn

Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the Bitch Got A group Discount

Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks

Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham

Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion.

Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass

Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business

Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!