I was doing some crack, but then my drug dealer started shooting his gun because someone was breaking in and then I ducked and I got up after the gun shots. I then saw my dealer was shot, but he had killed the other guy, so I started to wrap his arm (where he got shot) and we started to do more crack to figure out what to do with the body but when I started walking I tripped by a banana, that I previously ate, and landed on a lego
Moral of the story, don't eat a banana before doing crack. Do it after