(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.

wow..... didnt find it funny tho

Wow what a F***cking Douche bag whore! Its woman like that that really piss me off! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yeah i know, I would be soo pissed.

Lol, she really owned him lmao. I hate woman like that it ticks me off so much. its like they do that crap on purpose.

I hate the way woman sorta get more rights than men(not being sexist) coz my bro works at an airport and they cut his airport allowence. they did this to the waitress and she said to the boss your cutting this coz im a woman? and then reported the boss of the airport and she got her allowance :O

They want to be "created equal" but use it to their advantage. ****ing bullshit

It's funny but then again its not. You can drink I think maybe 2-3 glasses of wine and still drive legally...