You've been pooping wrong your whole life.

07-22-2014, 06:11 AM #1

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Your whole life is a lie and you have been pooping incorrectly your whole life guaranteed.
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07-22-2014, 11:33 PM #11

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Shit...

07-23-2014, 01:18 AM #12

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This thread is shit

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07-23-2014, 04:06 AM #13

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And so another thread gets read and I still live my life the same way as yesterday

07-23-2014, 05:31 AM #14

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Originally posted by .Vanz

I'm glad I don't poop tears

what???? how the fuck do you not poop?

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Originally posted by QuazarQuay

And so another thread gets read and I still live my life the same way as yesterday

what was the point in saying this?

07-23-2014, 10:06 AM #15

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Part of me wants to believe this and other part of me does not.

07-23-2014, 04:57 PM #16

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Originally posted by ResistTheSun

Part of me wants to believe this and other part of me does not.

This method is proven to work, you should believe it. A man pooped 8 pounds using this method. Read more: You must login or register to view this content.

07-23-2014, 11:45 PM #17

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ya know, i tried this for shits and gigs, it just made my legs cramp up and other discomforts. you also cant really rest your forearms on your legs and take a nap on the shitter at work like that either

07-24-2014, 12:35 AM #18

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Originally posted by Joel

Yup im gonna squat when taking a poop, now when I pee... its gonna make a mess.

See, that's the problem. If you squat like that you might not pee right.

07-24-2014, 02:08 AM #19

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So basically we just need to install our toilets a few inches lower. Yes