Post: This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system
07-29-2014, 10:13 PM #1
MLB
Former Moderator
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.

Your government thanks you for your participation.

If the purge was real, what would you do?

Personally, I would wipe out a couple of my dick head neighbors and people who have become my enemies. :madsal:
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Cien
07-31-2014, 12:02 PM #11
Notorious
Caprisuns Is Back
I would get some guns but stay in my house / neighborhood because mofos will be going crazy out there an one might have a bigger gun ^^
07-31-2014, 02:38 PM #12
xShadow
Pr0n ftw
We would probably all be dead.
07-31-2014, 10:57 PM #13
The night before, I'd be using that age old pickup line

"We could die tomorrow night. You don't wanna die a virgin, do you?" tears

I would also kill one of those government officials ranked "Class 10 or above"

What are they gonna do? Arrest me? I'm just another psycho out on purge night. They would never find me.

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