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Okay I don't think this is as good as the last one but here it goes.
In the cafeteria of a Christian school there was a basket of apples with a sign next to it, it read: Free Apples. Take only one, God is watching. On the next table a little boy had set out a large plate of cookies. It read: Free Cookies. Take as many as you want God is watching the apples!
I know it's not that funny but I just remembered hearing it and it gave me a little laugh so I posted it.