Post: sex before or after marrige
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11-27-2009, 06:52 AM
#3
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Originally posted by Rurouni83
i say before but my girlfriends says after what do you all think?
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Recently, drunk German scientists with nothing better to do found out the reasons why a girlfriend will do things a wife won't. You see "The one ring" is actually a transdimensional vortex, that when slipped onto the ring, switches said girl with her alternate reality version, called "Wife". Due to it being an alternate reality, the chick will not do certain things, like have Secks, not steal half of your stuff, etc. It also has been noted that the transdimensional vortex can be shattered, switching the places again by invoking the ancient Jewish/Satanic ritual, called Divorce, which is nothing more than some Exorcist shit that allows the bitch to get half of all your stuff.
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^^ good shit right there.
Seriously, she doesn't want to have sex now why would she want to have sex after marriage? Obviously to have kids, but she will not go out of her way once you have kids to bang you
You are in Detroit, right? Pretty ghetto there, my grandma lives around there. Your girlfriend probably sees pregnant girls her age and doesn't want to be like that, at least until after marriage. Tell her to get on the pills, wear a condom and you will be fine.
11-27-2009, 07:56 PM
#7
NP Carling26
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I don't understand why people don't want to have sex before marriage... I mean I know it's religion and I am a religious person, but come on, no one is perfect and every one sins, ask for forgiveness. But really, sex is natural and our bodies push us towards it, why have the drive if not able to satisfy it? I mean there has gotta to be a reasonable age, like 13 y/o = gross, but waiting until you are married? Uh-uh.
11-28-2009, 12:13 AM
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NP Carling26
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