"On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased 'Cap'n Crunch [or Capitaine Crounche, as they say in Quebec] with Crunchberries' because she believed it contained real fruit. The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned that said 'berries' were in fact simply brightly-coloured cereal balls, and that although the product did contain some strawberry fruit concentrate, it was not otherwise redeemed by fruit. She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers, some of whom may believe that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes."