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Replies duly noted. My mouth is open, waiting for thou penises.

Easy! Simply lick sals sack and multiple sacks will come raining inside of his sack through your mouth of sacks. This will inevitably bring cum into your mouth giving infinite pleasure to sal, therefore making you member of the month.

you have a better chance in seeing god

I'm an ass-licking faggot.

A question on how to get MOTM instantly turned into a gay porn thread.

"uh my dick is stuck in the door"
maybe unstuck it and boom? dick unstuck = motm

I'd assume it mostly comes down to the quality of the threads you post, the attention they get from the members, etc. Also being generally active and helpful around the forum can't hurt.

Thanks for your reply Jake, I really appreciate the help you guys give us members here on NextGenUpdate. You Guy Are The Best. I Love NGU Admins.

How about, maybe you should be guested shitcent? Oh wait... it's happened too many times now!





I could honestly use the getting laid part recently tho kay: :fa:.

Now, on topic, to win MOTM just basically do stuff along the lines of what Jake mentioned. You just have to be yourself and help others, bring ideas, give to the community (not just money...), and offer positive insights. Doing these things will definitely help you get a spot eventually.

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ive been bring positive insight and ideas for years where are my member of the year awards...