(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So while surfing the Internet for pointless shit yesterday at work, I came across this glorious thing.

It's a u wot m8 translator.

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Converts any text you put in, and sometimes adds funny shit.

Check it out.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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wot da fuk did u jus fukin say about me u little bitch swear on me mum i’ll ave u no i gradu8d top of me class in da navy seals n i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al quaeda n i ave over 300 confirmed kills wile i bang ur sis i am trained in gorilla warfare n i’m da top sniper in da entire us armed 4ces u cheeky **** u r nothin 2 me but jus another target i swear 2 christ i will wipe u da fuk out wiv precision da likes of wich as never been seen be4 on dis earth mark me fukin words m8 u think u can get away wiv sayin dat shit 2 me over da internet bruv think again fuker swear on me mum as we speak i am contactin me secret network of spies across da usa n ur ip is bein traced rite now so u better prepare 4 da storm maggot u cheeky **** da storm dat wipes out da pavetic little thin u call ur life i swear 2 christ u’re fukin dead kid m8 i can be anywere anytime n i can kill u in over seven undred ways n that’s jus wiv me bare ands aint even jokin not only am i xtensively trained in unarmed combat but i ave access 2 da entire arsenal of da united st8s marine corps n i will use it 2 its full xtent 2 wipe ur miserable ass off da face of da continent u little shit swear on me mum if only u cud ave known wot unholy retribution ur little “clever” coment was about 2 brin down upon u maybe u wud ave eld ur fukin tongue bruv but u cudn’t u didn’t n now u’re payin da price u godamn idiot u cheeky **** i will shit fury all over u n u will drown in it m8 u’re fukin dead kido i swear 2 christ

There he is. There he goes again Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little joke up.

Oh we all know this shit. You think you are funny because somebody posted "LEELLEHAHALOLELMFAO" ONCE. I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on NGU posting your shitty jokes. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a fucking couch potato. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear.

She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is "bitch blow me im trollin ngu". You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.[/I][/U][/B][/COLOR][/FONT]
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i am a new member and i want to thank you for posting this very much +rep

ey ******s
my name is john n i 8 every single one of u u cheeky **** all of u r fat retarded no lifes wo spend every second of their day lookin at stupid ass pictures bruv u r everythin bad in da world i swear 2 christ onestly ave any of u ever gotten any pussy m8 i mean i guess it’s fun makin fun of people because of ur own insecurities but u all take 2 a wole new level wile i bang ur sis dis is even worse than jerkin off 2 pictures on facebook aint even jokin
don’t be a stranger u cheeky **** jus it me wiv ur best shot swear on me mum i’m pretty much perfect i swear 2 christ i was captain of da football team n starter on me basketball team wile i bang ur sis wot sports do u play other than “jak off 2 naked drawn japanese people” m8 i also get straite a’s n ave a bangin ot girlfriend (she jus blew me; shit was so cash) aint even jokin u r all ******s wo shud jus kill urselves bruv thanks 4 listenin swear on me mum
pic rel8d: it’s me n me bitch

wot da fuk did u jus fukin say about me u little bitch swear on me mum i’ll ave u no i gradu8d top of me class in da MLG n i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on cod and battlefield n i ave over 300 confirmed kills bruv i am trained in advanced warfare n i’m da top sniper in da entire us armed 4ces m8 u r nothin 2 me but jus another target aint even jokin i will wipe u da fuk out wiv precision da likes of wich as never been seen be4 on dis earth mark me fukin words wile i bang ur sis u think u can get away wiv sayin dat shit 2 me over da internet i swear 2 christ think again fuker u cheeky **** as we speak i am contactin me secret network of spies across da usa n ur ip is bein traced rite now so u better prepare 4 da storm fgt m8 da storm dat wipes out da pavetic little thin u call ur life aint even jokin u’re fukin dead kid swear on me mum i can be anywere anytime n i can kill u in over seven undred ways n that’s jus wiv me bare ands i swear 2 christ not only am i xtensively trained in unarmed combat but i ave access 2 da entire arsenal of da united st8s marine corps n i will use it 2 its full xtent 2 wipe ur miserable ass off da face of da continent u little shit u cheeky **** if only u cud ave known wot unholy retribution ur little “clever” coment was about 2 brin down upon u maybe u wud ave eld ur fukin tongue wile i bang ur sis but u cudn’t u didn’t n now u’re payin da price u godamn idiot m8 i will shit fury all over u n u will drown in it aint even jokin u’re fukin dead kido bruv

sounds like its written by an asian * buk lau *

saved for later :madsal:

This is the best thread I've ever read m8!!

Watafuk is dis shiiit

What the hell? This is pretty cool!! LMAO So, as you can see i am a coder, i like to do computer programing. but my carerr goal is to be a police officer

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wot da ell wile i bang ur sis dis is pretty cool aint even jokin swear on me mum lmao so as u can see i am a coder i like 2 do computer programin bruv but me carer goal is 2 be a police officer

what the hell?