(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So while surfing the Internet for pointless shit yesterday at work, I came across this glorious thing.

It's a u wot m8 translator.

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Converts any text you put in, and sometimes adds funny shit.

Check it out.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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wot da fuk did u jus fukin say about me u little bitch swear on me mum i’ll ave u no i gradu8d top of me class in da navy seals n i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al quaeda n i ave over 300 confirmed kills wile i bang ur sis i am trained in gorilla warfare n i’m da top sniper in da entire us armed 4ces u cheeky **** u r nothin 2 me but jus another target i swear 2 christ i will wipe u da fuk out wiv precision da likes of wich as never been seen be4 on dis earth mark me fukin words m8 u think u can get away wiv sayin dat shit 2 me over da internet bruv think again fuker swear on me mum as we speak i am contactin me secret network of spies across da usa n ur ip is bein traced rite now so u better prepare 4 da storm maggot u cheeky **** da storm dat wipes out da pavetic little thin u call ur life i swear 2 christ u’re fukin dead kid m8 i can be anywere anytime n i can kill u in over seven undred ways n that’s jus wiv me bare ands aint even jokin not only am i xtensively trained in unarmed combat but i ave access 2 da entire arsenal of da united st8s marine corps n i will use it 2 its full xtent 2 wipe ur miserable ass off da face of da continent u little shit swear on me mum if only u cud ave known wot unholy retribution ur little “clever” coment was about 2 brin down upon u maybe u wud ave eld ur fukin tongue bruv but u cudn’t u didn’t n now u’re payin da price u godamn idiot u cheeky **** i will shit fury all over u n u will drown in it m8 u’re fukin dead kido i swear 2 christ

m8 dis thread suks dik m8 im goin 2 report dis 2 outsider n ull get guested wile i bang ur sis

oly fuk aint even jokin dis is so fukin awesome i swear 2 christ frosty da snowman aint got nothin on rudolf n is seven dwarves wile i bang ur sis

Nah m8 dis tred iz gr8t. I r8t it 8/8 cuz itz a g8t b8t m8.

5w3g m9 much skil 1 wis 1 wa5 c001 a5 u

What in the name of our Lord did you just say about me, you little heathen?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous mission trips in Africa, and I have over 300 confirmed salvations. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire US television network. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen.

As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the New Testament, but I have access to it's entire arsenal of wisdom and life changing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable soul clean from across the continent, you little Nimrod. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your lying tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re not going to Hell, kiddo.

wot in da name of our lord did u jus say about me u little eaven m8

i’ll ave u no i gradu8d top of me class at vacation bible school n i’ve been involved in numerous mission trips in africa n i ave over 300 confirmed salvations bruv i am trained in spiritual warfare n i’m da top preacher in da entire us television network aint even jokin u r nothin 2 me but jus another aveist u cheeky cunt i will baptize u in 1000 rivers wiv oliness da likes of wich as never been seen be4 on dis earth mark me blessed words i swear 2 christ u think u can get away wiv sayin those falsehoods 2 me over da internet swear on me mum think again eaven bruv

as we speak i am prayin 2 me lord n savior in eaven n ur ip is bein told 2 me rite now on a piece of toast so u better prepare 4 da blood blasfemer aint even jokin da blood of jesus dat saved me n will wipe away da sins from da pavetic little thin u call ur soul m8 u’re fixin 2 be saved son u cheeky cunt me god can be anywere anytime n e can kill u in infinite ways n thats jus wiv natural causes swear on me mum not only am i xtensively trained in da new testament but i ave access 2 its entire arsenal of wisdom n life changin power n i will use it 2 its full xtent 2 wipe ur miserable soul clean from across da continent u little nimrod i swear 2 christ if only u cud ave known wot oly retribution ur little “clever” coment was about 2 brin down upon u maybe u wud ave eld ur lyin tongue aint even jokin but u cudn’t u didn’t n now u’re not payin da price because jesus payed it 4 u u foolish sinner wile i bang ur sis me god will shower fury all over u n u will drown in it m8

u’re not goin 2 ell kido u cheeky cunt

ey i ave a very serious problem wile i bang ur sis i’m fukin cryin because of ow stupid i am m8
okay so me girlfriend was supposed 2 come over 2 me ouse today because i was goin 2 go take er 2 a movie bruv she lives about 20 minutes away n da movie we were supposed 2 see started at 4:15 wich was in about 40 minutes swear on me mum i figured “cool i’ll jus play pokemon wile i wait” aint even jokin
so i’m playin pokemon n avin a pretty damn good time u cheeky **** anyway she finally does show up xcept she’s cryin as she walks into me room i swear 2 christ instead of doin da rite thin by com4tin er i alf focus on me game n er wile i bang ur sis she starts tellin me er cat died n jus as she was gettin into it i get into a random encounter in me game bruv
a shiny pidgey aint even jokin oly shit m8 (4 those of u wo don’t know/care shiny pokemon ave less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 2 be xact) i swear 2 christ i stare into me screen in amazement yellin “holy shit yes” interuptin er mid story u cheeky **** she sobs more n she starts 2 yell “u don’t even fukin care bruv u jus want 2 play ur fukin game” i’m still lookin at me screen still focusin on catchin me shiny pidgey wen she walks over n tosses da game against da wall swear on me mum i run over n pik up me ds opin dat nothin as changed on screen n quikly noticed dat she broke it m8 me system n me shiny pidgey gone 4ever wile i bang ur sis
i start screamin every obscenity i know n started flailin me arms around u cheeky **** i didn’t no she was behind me n apparently i bakhanded er in da face wile i was bein a dumbass n swingin me fists around aint even jokin she yells out “fuk u” n runs out of me ouse in tears bruv
wot ave i done i swear 2 christ i’ve fuked up so badly n i need 2 no ow 2 approach er m8 i don’t want a game of pokemon 2 be responsible 4 ruinin me best relationship ever wile i bang ur sis elp me u cheeky ****

This thread is goldin' m9.

Hey buddy,

I know this comment karma thing is tough but do you really need to use such inappropriate language? I'm sorry I can't support this. You must be new. That's okay, I like breaking in the newbies. You see friend here at NextGenUpdate.com we have a tool called rep. This tool has a counterpart which we will get to in a moment.The + rep is a way of contributing to our community and showing that you agree with the comment or submission that was made.

Now to the counterpart, the dreaded negative rep. It has a sort of ying-yang relationship with the positive rep if you will. The neg rep tool is used from everything to saying "I don't agree with your comment." to "Go fuck yourself you piece of shit your opinion is invalid until you have done the independent research your account should be suspended by the mods." (The latter would apply in this situation).

So now that you understand a little bit more about the upballot/downballot system, you will be able to have more consistent voting patterns and this will allow a better representation on what really 'bacons the narwhal' (lol if you're curious about the origin of this phrase pm me)in our community.