Post: Water Reviews
11-10-2014, 11:49 PM #1
Rath
Today Will Be Different
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I'm what the water drinking world would consider a connoisseur. I drink plenty of water, and various brands of water. So I thought I'd share with the water drinking world my opinions on certain brands.

Zephyrhills Natural Spring Water: The bomb yo. Good price point, sold at Sam's Club by the truckload. Would recommend.
Winn Dixie Spring Water: It's k. We ain't talking the bomb yo. More like a bootleg firework, it gets the job done. Not my preferred brand of hydrating liquid.
Smart Water: Apparently you're drinking clouds, I dunno. Has cloud like taste, but is a tad bit pricey. Has added shit, like electrolytes. Gatorade wannabe much?
Voss: It's artesian and goes good with artisan bread that you can buy at Panera Bread. Fancy taste, with a fancier price. Basically a liquid mineral reservoir. Hydrates nicely, dehydrates the greenbacks.

This is all I drink. If you have any particular band you want me to drink and it's available in the United States I'll try and find it.
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11-10-2014, 11:52 PM #2
im guna rate this review a 5/carrot and it will get the ngu gold review sticker!!1!

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11-10-2014, 11:53 PM #3
IDontLeech
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Originally posted by 4314
I'm what the water drinking world would consider a connoisseur. I drink plenty of water, and various brands of water. So I thought I'd share with the water drinking world my opinions on certain brands.

Zephyrhills Natural Spring Water: The bomb yo. Good price point, sold at Sam's Club by the truckload. Would recommend.
Winn Dixie Spring Water: It's k. We ain't talking the bomb yo. More like a bootleg firework, it gets the job done. Not my preferred brand of hydrating liquid.
Smart Water: Apparently you're drinking clouds, I dunno. Has cloud like taste, but is a tad bit pricey. Has added shit, like electrolytes. Gatorade wannabe much?
Voss: It's artesian and goes good with artisan bread that you can buy at Panera Bread. Fancy taste, with a fancier price. Basically a liquid mineral reservoir. Hydrates nicely, dehydrates the greenbacks.

This is all I drink. If you have any particular band you want me to drink and it's available in the United States I'll try and find it.


Zephyrhills Natural Spring Water, fuck yes. I drink a lot of water. I would put your recommend It in bold, that shit is amazing.

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Rath
11-10-2014, 11:54 PM #4
Nate
Banned
I'll go ahead and review Aquafina.

Aquafina is a brand of purified bottled water products produced by PepsiCo, consisting of both unflavored and flavored water. The Aquafina brand name is also licensed for use on multiple skin care products, including lip balm and wrinkle cream.[1] It was first distributed in Wichita, Kansas in 1994, before becoming more widely sold across the United States, Spain, Canada, Lebanon, Turkey, the GCC countries, Iran, Egypt, Vietnam, ****stan and India to compete with The Coca-Cola Company's Dasani and Dr. Pepper Snapple's Deja Blue. As of 2009, Aquafina represented 13.4 percent of domestic bottled water sales in the United States, making it the number 1 bottled water brand as measured by retail sales.[2] Its primary competition includes Aqua (Indonesia), Aqua Minerale (Greece), Dasani (United States), Aqua Pura (United Kingdom) and Aquasource (Australia).

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Review:

Not too minerally and not too bleachy either. It could use more sulfate but in the end, you won't be disappointed in this bottle of H₂0. Sold everywhere

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11-10-2014, 11:56 PM #5
Rath
Today Will Be Different
Originally posted by Nate View Post
I'll go ahead and review Aquafina.

Aquafina is a brand of purified bottled water products produced by PepsiCo, consisting of both unflavored and flavored water. The Aquafina brand name is also licensed for use on multiple skin care products, including lip balm and wrinkle cream.[1] It was first distributed in Wichita, Kansas in 1994, before becoming more widely sold across the United States, Spain, Canada, Lebanon, Turkey, the GCC countries, Iran, Egypt, Vietnam, ****stan and India to compete with The Coca-Cola Company's Dasani and Dr. Pepper Snapple's Deja Blue. As of 2009, Aquafina represented 13.4 percent of domestic bottled water sales in the United States, making it the number 1 bottled water brand as measured by retail sales.[2] Its primary competition includes Aqua (Indonesia), Aqua Minerale (Greece), Dasani (United States), Aqua Pura (United Kingdom) and Aquasource (Australia).

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Review:

Not too minerally and not too bleachy either. It could use more sulfate but in the end, you won't be disappointed in this bottle of H₂0. Sold everywhere


Thanks for reminding me mate, I should probably do a review on Dasani, and its various flavors. Back about four years ago I was drinking their lemon flavor, and I liked it.
11-11-2014, 12:01 AM #6
Originally posted by 4314
I'm what the water drinking world would consider a connoisseur. I drink plenty of water, and various brands of water. So I thought I'd share with the water drinking world my opinions on certain brands.

Zephyrhills Natural Spring Water: The bomb yo. Good price point, sold at Sam's Club by the truckload. Would recommend.
Winn Dixie Spring Water: It's k. We ain't talking the bomb yo. More like a bootleg firework, it gets the job done. Not my preferred brand of hydrating liquid.
Smart Water: Apparently you're drinking clouds, I dunno. Has cloud like taste, but is a tad bit pricey. Has added shit, like electrolytes. Gatorade wannabe much?
Voss: It's artesian and goes good with artisan bread that you can buy at Panera Bread. Fancy taste, with a fancier price. Basically a liquid mineral reservoir. Hydrates nicely, dehydrates the greenbacks.

This is all I drink. If you have any particular band you want me to drink and it's available in the United States I'll try and find it.


Winn Dixie still exists?
11-11-2014, 07:23 AM #7
tunde1992
League Champion
Originally posted by 4314
I'm what the water drinking world would consider a connoisseur. I drink plenty of water, and various brands of water. So I thought I'd share with the water drinking world my opinions on certain brands.

Zephyrhills Natural Spring Water: The bomb yo. Good price point, sold at Sam's Club by the truckload. Would recommend.
Winn Dixie Spring Water: It's k. We ain't talking the bomb yo. More like a bootleg firework, it gets the job done. Not my preferred brand of hydrating liquid.
Smart Water: Apparently you're drinking clouds, I dunno. Has cloud like taste, but is a tad bit pricey. Has added shit, like electrolytes. Gatorade wannabe much?
Voss: It's artesian and goes good with artisan bread that you can buy at Panera Bread. Fancy taste, with a fancier price. Basically a liquid mineral reservoir. Hydrates nicely, dehydrates the greenbacks.

This is all I drink. If you have any particular band you want me to drink and it's available in the United States I'll try and find it.


I Prefer Water than has been diluted in the blood of my enemies tears
11-11-2014, 06:39 PM #8
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by 4314
I'm what the water drinking world would consider a connoisseur. I drink plenty of water, and various brands of water. So I thought I'd share with the water drinking world my opinions on certain brands.

Zephyrhills Natural Spring Water: The bomb yo. Good price point, sold at Sam's Club by the truckload. Would recommend.
Winn Dixie Spring Water: It's k. We ain't talking the bomb yo. More like a bootleg firework, it gets the job done. Not my preferred brand of hydrating liquid.
Smart Water: Apparently you're drinking clouds, I dunno. Has cloud like taste, but is a tad bit pricey. Has added shit, like electrolytes. Gatorade wannabe much?
Voss: It's artesian and goes good with artisan bread that you can buy at Panera Bread. Fancy taste, with a fancier price. Basically a liquid mineral reservoir. Hydrates nicely, dehydrates the greenbacks.

This is all I drink. If you have any particular band you want me to drink and it's available in the United States I'll try and find it.


the best tasting water is the water out of a dingus
11-12-2014, 05:04 AM #9
Bubblz_
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by 6133857
I'm what the water drinking world would consider a connoisseur. I drink plenty of water, and various brands of water. So I thought I'd share with the water drinking world my opinions on certain brands.

Zephyrhills Natural Spring Water: The bomb yo. Good price point, sold at Sam's Club by the truckload. Would recommend.
Winn Dixie Spring Water: It's k. We ain't talking the bomb yo. More like a bootleg firework, it gets the job done. Not my preferred brand of hydrating liquid.
Smart Water: Apparently you're drinking clouds, I dunno. Has cloud like taste, but is a tad bit pricey. Has added shit, like electrolytes. Gatorade wannabe much?
Voss: It's artesian and goes good with artisan bread that you can buy at Panera Bread. Fancy taste, with a fancier price. Basically a liquid mineral reservoir. Hydrates nicely, dehydrates the greenbacks.

This is all I drink. If you have any particular band you want me to drink and it's available in the United States I'll try and find it.


Arrowhead mountain spring water is the bomb yo! XD
PS. THANK YOU FOR KNOWING THERE'S A DIFFERENCE IN WATER TASTE! My friends don't believe me that when u drink a lot of water u can develope a "taste" and can debate if its nasty tasting or "bomb yo" lol

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