(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I was selling dope to a new customer out here in the islands , and he ended up being a fed , i drop the Fannie pack with all the "work" and ran over the fence to the woods ; officer shot three times . i was looking for blood on my body for at least 30 minutes. Thinking for a sec you we're dead is the closest i been.

Shooting hoops at the park saw coyotes and ran for it bit my shoe off jump on a roof into the back yard
They had a dog got bit in the leg jumped the fence and ran home blood all over my thiegh

I was in a coma from a drug overdose. I took 30 Tramadol and suffered seizures before the initial coma.

I was running down the street, I tripped over the flat surface and fell straight onto my face. The policeofficer made a gain on me I had to get up and keep going. I jumped off of a bridge straight into the river and swam for about 20 yards jumped out ran through a field for like 2 miles before noticing there was about 3 police vehicles ahead! I had to turn around and gun for the other exit. They spotted me and drove onto the field, at this point I thought "It's game over" so I ran till I couldn't run no more towards the wall ran up the wall over the other side straight through some flats out tthe other side and hid in my aunts house... Why did this all happen? I bit a police officers neck:/ #DontGetPhysical

I was just walking down the road, all the sudden Goku appeared out of nowhere infront of me and told me he needs my help.
I was like "wtf my nigga how am i gonna help you" he told me to believe him i said ok, all the sudden he teleported me to a unknown world, everything around me was destroyed. All he sudden Frieza, cell, and majin buu appear. They start to beat me up, i was like TF goku help me, he told me to believe my self. I took my whole energy and screamed so hard that i farted "it really really stank" all the sudden i see frieza, cell , and majin buu laying on the ground unconscious. That's how i survived. I almost died that day guys srs.

so does dying at birth count?
if so i was born, died and somehow back!

I was hunting with my brother using bows. And we didnt wear any bright colors just camo and i moved way ahead of him and was about 30 yards from a deer and for some reason he though he could hit it from about 80 yards but i was actually lined up with him and he didnt see me. So, when he shot he didnt fully pull back the compound bow and it shot the arrow dropped hard and went through my shoulder. WEAR YOUR ORANGE.

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I was inside the bathroom the other day for 9 whole hours. The toilet was filled with shite to the brim, don't know how I survived but I'm glad I did.

I was getting pizza with my mom about 3 years ago, and on our way home, i shit you not, lightning strikes about 10 feet from where we were.