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Admission is free pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor,
On a bright sunny day in the middle of the night 2 dead boys got up to get in a fight.
Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their knives and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, came to the scene and shot the dead boys.
If you believe my story's not true, ask the blind man he saw it too.
Found it pretty funny decided to post it here