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Post: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!
12-25-2009, 12:24 AM #1
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Meow
Former Staff
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He's cleaning his automobile.
Wa Shing Ka.

This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King.

Is there a fugitive here?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni.

Your price is too high!!!
No Bai Nut Ding!!!!

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Fckin Ni.

It's very dark in here.
Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?

I thought you were on a diet.
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

They have arrived.
Hia Dei Kum.

Your body odor is offensive.
Yu Stin Ki Pu.

I got this for free.
Ai No Pei.

You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

Stay out of sight.
Lei Lo.

Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Hu Flung Dung?

There are some examples, I find them funny even though they aren't even close to real chinese.Smile
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12-26-2009, 05:35 PM #11
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Crayolas
Banned
Hahaha
How about

See me ASAP
kum hia nao
12-26-2009, 06:59 PM #12
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GTghost
Wish Chinese could really be that easy.
12-27-2009, 05:22 PM #13
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Audio
Chi-town
Lol that was funny.
02-09-2010, 12:54 AM #14
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hydey5
Grunt
Lol hilaurous, Meow Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Smile Only jokin Smile
02-09-2010, 12:57 AM #15
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Meow
Former Staff
LoL i'm not fat at all!
02-09-2010, 08:29 PM #16
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Pricey91
Professor of trollology
Saying them out load you would sound like a Geordie... For you americans, thats what DanielDemented will sound like Happy
02-09-2010, 08:49 PM #17
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Ryan'
Bounty hunter
Love itttt
02-09-2010, 11:58 PM #18
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TheFrozenArrow
Stealth Mode [ON] OFF
Lol some of these are really funny
02-10-2010, 12:29 AM #19
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DeuZ
Do a barrel roll!
Haha, thats pretty funny.

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