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12-25-2009, 12:24 AM #1

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He's cleaning his automobile.
Wa Shing Ka.

This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King.

Is there a fugitive here?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni.

Your price is too high!!!
No Bai Nut Ding!!!!

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Fckin Ni.

It's very dark in here.
Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?

I thought you were on a diet.
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

They have arrived.
Hia Dei Kum.

Your body odor is offensive.
Yu Stin Ki Pu.

I got this for free.
Ai No Pei.

You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

Stay out of sight.
Lei Lo.

Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Hu Flung Dung?

There are some examples, I find them funny even though they aren't even close to real chinese. Smile

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12-25-2009, 02:26 AM #2

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Deffo Fake, but Funny

12-25-2009, 02:30 AM #3

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lol i was a list like this in 5th grade didnt remember a couple of them though like Tai Ni Po Ni.

12-25-2009, 02:35 AM #4

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there's a joke thread, you know.

12-25-2009, 05:31 AM #5

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Sorry, I found it good, there are some funny ones.

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12-25-2009, 05:58 AM #6

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this is funny. Good thing that there are people with a good sense of humor

12-25-2009, 07:09 AM #7

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My favorite one is

Stay out of sight.
Lei Lo.

or

I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Fckin Ni.

12-25-2009, 07:27 AM #8

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Here's some more:

See me ASAP:
Kum Hia

The meeting isn't scheduled until tomorrow:
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Stupid Man:
Dum Fuk

That's not right:
Sum Ting Wong

Awesome:
Fa Kin Su Pah

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12-25-2009, 07:52 AM #9

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i got 1 for u ur not funny
chin gah tu mahdre

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rep++ if funny

12-25-2009, 02:57 PM #10

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Originally posted by Rickeh

Here's some more:

See me ASAP:
Kum Hia

The meeting isn't scheduled until tomorrow:
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Stupid Man:
Dum Fuk

That's not right:
Sum Ting Wong

Awesome:
Fa Kin Su Pah

Want me to add them? There good

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