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Looooooooooooooool good effort but lets face it, you will always be alone.

There are several ways to turn on a girl. It also all depends on what the girl is into. But a thing that always works is putting on movies that r romantic and have a lot of sex scenes. And sex scenes where they show a lot, not just shadows. A movie i recommend is broke back mountain. Never fails! But if your not a movie guy you can cook for her a nice meal and then once y'all are done ask her if she wants dessert and when and if she says yes tell her you'll go get it tell her that she needs to close her eyes but once she closes her eyes just shove your dick in her mouth and fuck that bitch. She will enjoy it. All girls do. And if she doesn't at least you enjoyed it. So good luck my man may the sex god be on your side.

Just when I thought I was pretty shitty at Photoshop. Thanks!

if you are unaware, I do not claim that this picture is me :lol:

its a netflix and chill pic but I put the ngu on there on paint haha

home cooked meal bottle of wine or hard liquor and some nexflix always gets the job done sometimes people appreciate the simple things more and your wallet dosen't suffer lol:cowboy:

too much drama

Play some games. Then make dinner. Share some pudding of some sort. I suggest ice cream, and if its hot enough eat the ice cream out of each others belly buttons just to get the hormonal juices flowing

fake and gay LOL bet u kiss girls