(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); He laid her on the table, so white and clean and care. His forhead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and fwlt her breast, then drooling felt get thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...He looked inside, all was dark and munky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY!...May i be the first to wish u and ur dirty little mind a very MERRY XMAS!

I got this as a text from my mate and found it funny, thought id share it with you lot, Rep and Thank if made you laugh

Merry xmas , Heard it before so i kinda knew what it was about but ill rep anyway .

lol good one

LOL that was funny

This made me lol. Thanks for the laugh

Thank it or rep me plz if i made u laugh or u liked it

merry christmas to all of you

Christmas is over already