Post: 25 things to do in walmart
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12-26-2009, 03:55 AM
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Rurouni83
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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clockes to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practicly yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. try on bras over the top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to a polka station; then turn them off and turn the volumes to 10.
12. play with tha automatic doors.
13. walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. see if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit anyway?"
15. repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of mannequins.
18. play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. as the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "caution: wet floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if the bring pillows from bed and bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" all the combs and brushes in cosmetics.
25.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm batman. Come, robin--to the batcave.
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12-26-2009, 05:06 PM
#6
Bacon-Head
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12-26-2009, 06:12 PM
#9
Doc Halladay
Space Ninja
Originally posted by Rurouni83
i got these from an app for ipod the list had 101 things on it.
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clockes to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practicly yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. try on bras over the top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to a polka station; then turn them off and turn the volumes to 10.
12. play with tha automatic doors.
13. walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. see if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit anyway?"
15. repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of mannequins.
18. play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. as the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "caution: wet floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if the bring pillows from bed and bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" all the combs and brushes in cosmetics.
25.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm batman. Come, robin--to the batcave.
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clockes to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practicly yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. try on bras over the top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to a polka station; then turn them off and turn the volumes to 10.
12. play with tha automatic doors.
13. walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. see if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit anyway?"
15. repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of mannequins.
18. play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. as the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "caution: wet floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if the bring pillows from bed and bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" all the combs and brushes in cosmetics.
25.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm batman. Come, robin--to the batcave.
You forgot to put actually buy things...lol
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