I think we're all forgetting:
1. Trump is a retard. Only retards would vote for a retard.
3. It doesn't matter who you vote for. An American citizen's vote doesn't count. Electoral college's does.
4. I'm not voting.
5. There was no number 2.
I hope the 8 Sanders' votes are for the same reason Trump got 8 votes - pure humor. The only benefit to Sanders is he actually says what he believes in.