Ok so earlier today I was walking home and as I was walking across the street some guy doing at least 45mph turned on to the street and drove towards me and he wasn't stopping so I basically had to dive out of his way to avoid getting hit and he just kept on driving without giving a shit and this made me rethink my life a little bit but not much so I'm still an idiot.


I was wondering if you guys had any serious accidents or close to accidents it can be anything from nearly being shot or getting ur ass beat to death post below fgts.

Yeah my condom broke the other day..

- i was a couple years old back when my dad was driving down a straight away not that fast and theres a light but it was green but the drivers tail lights werent red so it gave the appearance the car was moving and i was in the middle of the back seat and we collided and my dad recalls i did a summersault front flip and my head landed straight into the dash board like i was a torpedo. A few inches from hitting the windshield. I believe i lost my memory from anything before that because that was when i was around kindergarten (like 6 years old) and i cant remember anything before that moment to this day. No injuries between anybody though. Lol i looked up online that accident and that local town put my family as the bad guys and even spelled my sisters name wrong in the article. Its not my dads fault though because that stupid bitch was still at a green light lol
-another time more recently like last month i was racing my friend on a bicycle around our area and theres this really busy street/parkway and on my side its clear so i cross it but theres on coming traffic on the other side and i was going to fast my tires skidded on the street and i swear there was a lot of cars but enough space between them to be doing at least 25mph. I came literally within millimeters of my front tire coming within contact of an oncoming car. I knew i would stop before contact but didnt expect to stop so late. I swear if my tire just slightly grazed an on coming cars tire, it could spark a fire lol. Worst part it i was not wearing a helmet and i never wear a helmet ever
- always scared of crashing when im in the passenger seat with my boy while hes texting and driving
-im in high school and i witness lots of fights and one time there was a real local gang fight right outside my school and im there watching in the crowd circle and someone pulls out a knife like an x-acto knife and starts jabbing people around him and im on his left and he started stabbing people on his right so i was lucky enough to get the fuck out of there lmao
-this past summer i was on a plane on my way home from Phoenix, AZ to NYC, NY, and we're over the great plains around oklahoma or something and the pilot announces we'd have to take a detour because there was severe weather en route to NYC so we'd have to go around it by flying down towards florida/south carolina coast and just fly up the east coast, instead of just flying diagonally from Phoenix to NYC. So we flew from phoenix to over oklahoma, then merge south east to south carolina, and fly north towards nyc along the coast. Pilot was saying how he wasnt sure if we'd have enough gas so that scared everyone. So we make it to the NYC area, but theres too much air traffic trying to land in the same airport so we had to fly in circles around nyc until we had the ok to land. You can feel the plane was huffing and puffing on its last fumes of gas while you look down the window into the atlantic ocean and NYC skyline...if it were to crash, would i rather crash in the ocean, or my home, NYC? I asked myself. But i grew some balls and just pretended everything would be alright and nothing would happen, as it turned out it did happen completely okay.
-here in NYC we have nasty winters (depending on the el niño strength), so one february, we had a historic ice storm that dumped like over an inch of ice across NYC. So im coming from school (stupid Mayor Bloomberg didnt close schools), and im crossing the street and my light it green, but the other way traffic side, was covered with ice, and a car was coming and i hear him jam the breaks and see his wheels lock out as im crossing and his car is hurdling at me, drifting on the ice, so i turn on my jet boosters and crossed quickly and safely and that guy in the car just drifted straight through the red light. Naasssttttyyy winter that year was.

Those are some of my experiences, probably have more that i dont even realize lol.

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Ok so earlier today I was walking home and as I was walking across the street some guy doing at least 45mph turned on to the street and drove towards me and he wasn't stopping so I basically had to dive out of his way to avoid getting hit and he just kept on driving without giving a shit and this made me rethink my life a little bit but not much so I'm still an idiot.


I was wondering if you guys had any serious accidents or close to accidents it can be anything from nearly being shot or getting ur ass beat to death post below fgts.