Post: 19 Ghetto ways too die.
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10-12-2015, 06:04 PM
#1
Κing
Brute
2. It's Friday night, "you turned up with yo people." When twerking on the table, your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3. When eating food out of the fridge that you knew wasn't yours, "you choke on karma."
4. When Maury tells you that you are not the father, you break your neck trying to perform a backflip.
5. Your baby daddy finds out that the 18-year old he's been paying child support for isn't his child, and he "kills your ass."
6. When sitting front row at a Rick Ross concert, you are "crushed by the weight of a thousand suns" when Rick Ross decides to try crowdsurfing.
7. When McDonald's puts some old cheese in your McDouble, it makes you "constipated as hell" to the point where you can't shit for four days, "and you pass the fuck out."
8. When you walk in the kitchen, you slip on a packet of open ramen noodle seeds (and break your neck).
9. When twerking in the club, you have an asthma attack.
10. Even though your mother named you Mercedes, you get run over by a Ford Focus.
11. At 12 years old, you finally tell your mama that you're three months pregnant. How does she respond? "She stabs you and the baby."
12. After you upload a video of someone getting their ass beat on World Star Hip Hop, that person finds you 2 days later after the video goes viral.
13. "Yo dumbass play Taylor Swift in the hood."
14. You let Bruno Mars convince you that you should be catching grenades..."for these hoes."
15. Your aunt walks in on you "beating your meat" (masturbating), and you both have a heart attack.
16. When gang members mistake your sign language for "gang bang", they shoot you.
17. When fleeing from a rat in your kitchen, you slip on a pile of unpaid bills and break your neck.
18. When you arrive at your home past curfew, you get a blow to the side of the head "from the nearest thing in arms' reach to your mama."
19. When eating alphabet soup, you choke on the D.
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10-15-2015, 06:19 AM
#2
Roar
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Originally posted by ing
1. When running across the street to "a ratchet-ass fight" with your phone, your weave falls. When you try to save it, you get hit by a car
2. It's Friday night, "you turned up with yo people." When twerking on the table, your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3. When eating food out of the fridge that you knew wasn't yours, "you choke on karma."
4. When Maury tells you that you are not the father, you break your neck trying to perform a backflip.
5. Your baby daddy finds out that the 18-year old he's been paying child support for isn't his child, and he "kills your ass."
6. When sitting front row at a Rick Ross concert, you are "crushed by the weight of a thousand suns" when Rick Ross decides to try crowdsurfing.
7. When McDonald's puts some old cheese in your McDouble, it makes you "constipated as hell" to the point where you can't shit for four days, "and you pass the fuck out."
8. When you walk in the kitchen, you slip on a packet of open ramen noodle seeds (and break your neck).
9. When twerking in the club, you have an asthma attack.
10. Even though your mother named you Mercedes, you get run over by a Ford Focus.
11. At 12 years old, you finally tell your mama that you're three months pregnant. How does she respond? "She stabs you and the baby."
12. After you upload a video of someone getting their ass beat on World Star Hip Hop, that person finds you 2 days later after the video goes viral.
13. "Yo dumbass play Taylor Swift in the hood."
14. You let Bruno Mars convince you that you should be catching grenades..."for these hoes."
15. Your aunt walks in on you "beating your meat" (masturbating), and you both have a heart attack.
16. When gang members mistake your sign language for "gang bang", they shoot you.
17. When fleeing from a rat in your kitchen, you slip on a pile of unpaid bills and break your neck.
18. When you arrive at your home past curfew, you get a blow to the side of the head "from the nearest thing in arms' reach to your mama."
19. When eating alphabet soup, you choke on the D.
2. It's Friday night, "you turned up with yo people." When twerking on the table, your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3. When eating food out of the fridge that you knew wasn't yours, "you choke on karma."
4. When Maury tells you that you are not the father, you break your neck trying to perform a backflip.
5. Your baby daddy finds out that the 18-year old he's been paying child support for isn't his child, and he "kills your ass."
6. When sitting front row at a Rick Ross concert, you are "crushed by the weight of a thousand suns" when Rick Ross decides to try crowdsurfing.
7. When McDonald's puts some old cheese in your McDouble, it makes you "constipated as hell" to the point where you can't shit for four days, "and you pass the fuck out."
8. When you walk in the kitchen, you slip on a packet of open ramen noodle seeds (and break your neck).
9. When twerking in the club, you have an asthma attack.
10. Even though your mother named you Mercedes, you get run over by a Ford Focus.
11. At 12 years old, you finally tell your mama that you're three months pregnant. How does she respond? "She stabs you and the baby."
12. After you upload a video of someone getting their ass beat on World Star Hip Hop, that person finds you 2 days later after the video goes viral.
13. "Yo dumbass play Taylor Swift in the hood."
14. You let Bruno Mars convince you that you should be catching grenades..."for these hoes."
15. Your aunt walks in on you "beating your meat" (masturbating), and you both have a heart attack.
16. When gang members mistake your sign language for "gang bang", they shoot you.
17. When fleeing from a rat in your kitchen, you slip on a pile of unpaid bills and break your neck.
18. When you arrive at your home past curfew, you get a blow to the side of the head "from the nearest thing in arms' reach to your mama."
19. When eating alphabet soup, you choke on the D.
I giggled too hard at this one-
17. When fleeing from a rat in your kitchen, you slip on a pile of unpaid bills and break your neck.
10-26-2015, 04:52 AM
#4
Tears
Temp is my dad.
Originally posted by ing
1. When running across the street to "a ratchet-ass fight" with your phone, your weave falls. When you try to save it, you get hit by a car
2. It's Friday night, "you turned up with yo people." When twerking on the table, your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3. When eating food out of the fridge that you knew wasn't yours, "you choke on karma."
4. When Maury tells you that you are not the father, you break your neck trying to perform a backflip.
5. Your baby daddy finds out that the 18-year old he's been paying child support for isn't his child, and he "kills your ass."
6. When sitting front row at a Rick Ross concert, you are "crushed by the weight of a thousand suns" when Rick Ross decides to try crowdsurfing.
7. When McDonald's puts some old cheese in your McDouble, it makes you "constipated as hell" to the point where you can't shit for four days, "and you pass the fuck out."
8. When you walk in the kitchen, you slip on a packet of open ramen noodle seeds (and break your neck).
9. When twerking in the club, you have an asthma attack.
10. Even though your mother named you Mercedes, you get run over by a Ford Focus.
11. At 12 years old, you finally tell your mama that you're three months pregnant. How does she respond? "She stabs you and the baby."
12. After you upload a video of someone getting their ass beat on World Star Hip Hop, that person finds you 2 days later after the video goes viral.
13. "Yo dumbass play Taylor Swift in the hood."
14. You let Bruno Mars convince you that you should be catching grenades..."for these hoes."
15. Your aunt walks in on you "beating your meat" (masturbating), and you both have a heart attack.
16. When gang members mistake your sign language for "gang bang", they shoot you.
17. When fleeing from a rat in your kitchen, you slip on a pile of unpaid bills and break your neck.
18. When you arrive at your home past curfew, you get a blow to the side of the head "from the nearest thing in arms' reach to your mama."
19. When eating alphabet soup, you choke on the D.
2. It's Friday night, "you turned up with yo people." When twerking on the table, your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3. When eating food out of the fridge that you knew wasn't yours, "you choke on karma."
4. When Maury tells you that you are not the father, you break your neck trying to perform a backflip.
5. Your baby daddy finds out that the 18-year old he's been paying child support for isn't his child, and he "kills your ass."
6. When sitting front row at a Rick Ross concert, you are "crushed by the weight of a thousand suns" when Rick Ross decides to try crowdsurfing.
7. When McDonald's puts some old cheese in your McDouble, it makes you "constipated as hell" to the point where you can't shit for four days, "and you pass the fuck out."
8. When you walk in the kitchen, you slip on a packet of open ramen noodle seeds (and break your neck).
9. When twerking in the club, you have an asthma attack.
10. Even though your mother named you Mercedes, you get run over by a Ford Focus.
11. At 12 years old, you finally tell your mama that you're three months pregnant. How does she respond? "She stabs you and the baby."
12. After you upload a video of someone getting their ass beat on World Star Hip Hop, that person finds you 2 days later after the video goes viral.
13. "Yo dumbass play Taylor Swift in the hood."
14. You let Bruno Mars convince you that you should be catching grenades..."for these hoes."
15. Your aunt walks in on you "beating your meat" (masturbating), and you both have a heart attack.
16. When gang members mistake your sign language for "gang bang", they shoot you.
17. When fleeing from a rat in your kitchen, you slip on a pile of unpaid bills and break your neck.
18. When you arrive at your home past curfew, you get a blow to the side of the head "from the nearest thing in arms' reach to your mama."
19. When eating alphabet soup, you choke on the D.
#8 is me 100%
11-15-2015, 03:48 PM
#6
Tristen
Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by ing
1. When running across the street to "a ratchet-ass fight" with your phone, your weave falls. When you try to save it, you get hit by a car
2. It's Friday night, "you turned up with yo people." When twerking on the table, your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3. When eating food out of the fridge that you knew wasn't yours, "you choke on karma."
4. When Maury tells you that you are not the father, you break your neck trying to perform a backflip.
5. Your baby daddy finds out that the 18-year old he's been paying child support for isn't his child, and he "kills your ass."
6. When sitting front row at a Rick Ross concert, you are "crushed by the weight of a thousand suns" when Rick Ross decides to try crowdsurfing.
7. When McDonald's puts some old cheese in your McDouble, it makes you "constipated as hell" to the point where you can't shit for four days, "and you pass the fuck out."
8. When you walk in the kitchen, you slip on a packet of open ramen noodle seeds (and break your neck).
9. When twerking in the club, you have an asthma attack.
10. Even though your mother named you Mercedes, you get run over by a Ford Focus.
11. At 12 years old, you finally tell your mama that you're three months pregnant. How does she respond? "She stabs you and the baby."
12. After you upload a video of someone getting their ass beat on World Star Hip Hop, that person finds you 2 days later after the video goes viral.
13. "Yo dumbass play Taylor Swift in the hood."
14. You let Bruno Mars convince you that you should be catching grenades..."for these hoes."
15. Your aunt walks in on you "beating your meat" (masturbating), and you both have a heart attack.
16. When gang members mistake your sign language for "gang bang", they shoot you.
17. When fleeing from a rat in your kitchen, you slip on a pile of unpaid bills and break your neck.
18. When you arrive at your home past curfew, you get a blow to the side of the head "from the nearest thing in arms' reach to your mama."
19. When eating alphabet soup, you choke on the D.
2. It's Friday night, "you turned up with yo people." When twerking on the table, your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3. When eating food out of the fridge that you knew wasn't yours, "you choke on karma."
4. When Maury tells you that you are not the father, you break your neck trying to perform a backflip.
5. Your baby daddy finds out that the 18-year old he's been paying child support for isn't his child, and he "kills your ass."
6. When sitting front row at a Rick Ross concert, you are "crushed by the weight of a thousand suns" when Rick Ross decides to try crowdsurfing.
7. When McDonald's puts some old cheese in your McDouble, it makes you "constipated as hell" to the point where you can't shit for four days, "and you pass the fuck out."
8. When you walk in the kitchen, you slip on a packet of open ramen noodle seeds (and break your neck).
9. When twerking in the club, you have an asthma attack.
10. Even though your mother named you Mercedes, you get run over by a Ford Focus.
11. At 12 years old, you finally tell your mama that you're three months pregnant. How does she respond? "She stabs you and the baby."
12. After you upload a video of someone getting their ass beat on World Star Hip Hop, that person finds you 2 days later after the video goes viral.
13. "Yo dumbass play Taylor Swift in the hood."
14. You let Bruno Mars convince you that you should be catching grenades..."for these hoes."
15. Your aunt walks in on you "beating your meat" (masturbating), and you both have a heart attack.
16. When gang members mistake your sign language for "gang bang", they shoot you.
17. When fleeing from a rat in your kitchen, you slip on a pile of unpaid bills and break your neck.
18. When you arrive at your home past curfew, you get a blow to the side of the head "from the nearest thing in arms' reach to your mama."
19. When eating alphabet soup, you choke on the D.
lol just wow i laughed at them all
11-15-2015, 04:42 PM
#7
LostSoulSiskel
Devil's never cry.
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