Post: Dislocations, Broken Bones - Your worst injury?
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10-17-2015, 10:53 PM
#11
John
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Originally posted by Knucks
On October 3rd this year I was assaulted by a blackout drunk motherfucker who was walking home from a bar. He walked up and stuck his head in my sister's car, who was dropping me off. I walked up to him to ask wtf he was doing, and he surprised me with a really hard punch, which knocked me out. I fell on my back. As I was getting up, he soccer kicked me clean in the center of my face.
The resulting injuries are as follows:
Both orbital bones fractured (eye sockets)
Multiple fractures along the maxillary sinus bones (cheek bones)
Fractures at the base of my skull sinuses behind my nose
Broken nose
Split lip, required 6 stitches
Today is 10/16, yesterday I had surgery. They put three metal plates in my face to help solidify the major fractures to my cheek bones. My teeth are out of alignment and I can't chew. Been on a liquid diet for two weeks now, and will be required to continue that for at least 6 more weeks. Already lost like 15lbs.
This is by far the worst injury I've ever sustained. The guy who did it is looking at 10 years in prison for felony assault charges. What really pisses me off the most is that he surprised me, and I never had a chance to fight back even. Before I knew anything, I was in the ambulance on my way to the hospital. Sucks. But still, fights should always be avoided, especially when drunk. Never know how bad you're going to hurt someone.
The resulting injuries are as follows:
Both orbital bones fractured (eye sockets)
Multiple fractures along the maxillary sinus bones (cheek bones)
Fractures at the base of my skull sinuses behind my nose
Broken nose
Split lip, required 6 stitches
Today is 10/16, yesterday I had surgery. They put three metal plates in my face to help solidify the major fractures to my cheek bones. My teeth are out of alignment and I can't chew. Been on a liquid diet for two weeks now, and will be required to continue that for at least 6 more weeks. Already lost like 15lbs.
This is by far the worst injury I've ever sustained. The guy who did it is looking at 10 years in prison for felony assault charges. What really pisses me off the most is that he surprised me, and I never had a chance to fight back even. Before I knew anything, I was in the ambulance on my way to the hospital. Sucks. But still, fights should always be avoided, especially when drunk. Never know how bad you're going to hurt someone.
A whole 10 years in prison?
Meanwhile here in the US, you can kill 4 people and get just 10 years probation.
+1 US
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10-18-2015, 03:21 AM
#12
SlimShadyXV-
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2nd degree burns on my wrist when i was around 11 i think. There was an ironing board with the iron hot in my room and a bookshelf behind it. I lean in the ironing board next to the hot iron because it was on the most stable part. Reaching for a book (Eragon), the iron fell flat on my wrist and i remember just flipping out in awe, i thought i was dreaming like 'did this really happen?' . I remember not feeling a whole lot of pain, but rather crying because i couldnt believe what just happened and how disgusting my wrist looked lol. My first instinct was to run it under cold water, and it burned like a MOTHERFUCKER! Then my whining ass goes to my parents sobbing and struggling to speak to explain what happened and then we took off to the hospital. Had to bathe with a plastic bag on my hand, attempt writing with my opposite hand (my right), which probably explains why now my handwriting for my right hand which is my opposite hand, is not bad at all.
Besides that, worst injuries i've had were just sprained ankles several times lmao. Grateful i never broke one of my ankles since i've sprained each at least 2 times. Matter of fact, today i was playing baseball at the park and nearly rolled my ankle. It rolled like 3/4 of the whole way which was enough for me to run still. So yea those are my injuries
Besides that, worst injuries i've had were just sprained ankles several times lmao. Grateful i never broke one of my ankles since i've sprained each at least 2 times. Matter of fact, today i was playing baseball at the park and nearly rolled my ankle. It rolled like 3/4 of the whole way which was enough for me to run still. So yea those are my injuries
10-18-2015, 05:26 PM
#13
Scotty4.11
You talkin to me?
10-20-2015, 07:03 PM
#16
Cameron
I love Tustin
I've been in a lot of accidents, I've yet to break anything though.
I was hit by a drunk driver reversing out of a car park.
I've fallen from the 2nd floor scaffolding (Landed on my arse)
Fell from the 1st floor scaffolding (My face took the blunt of that one)
Fell flat on my face from my bike while flying along a road (Took out my two front teeth)
I seem to pretty accident prone :|
I was hit by a drunk driver reversing out of a car park.
I've fallen from the 2nd floor scaffolding (Landed on my arse)
Fell from the 1st floor scaffolding (My face took the blunt of that one)
Fell flat on my face from my bike while flying along a road (Took out my two front teeth)
I seem to pretty accident prone :|
10-20-2015, 07:38 PM
#17
Rath
Today Will Be Different
I think I've got a decent list, if I can remember most of it. Most recently I injured both knees, by medical definition they were both equally fractured. Had the fracturing continued to a point where the condyles (medial) would have shattered surgery would have been required to repair them. I've also had all my digits/fingers smashed when I was younger, it was painful but I dealt with it. Probably explains why I have issues with my fingers every now and then. I've also had a few MTBIs from hitting asphalt head first doing stupid shit. I'd say the worst I've had is road rash though. That shit ain't no joke. It literally ran down the entire right side of my body and back, head to toe. I just remember being in the ER and they had to clean everything with a brush to get the gravel out. If anything that was more excruciating than the actual road rash.
10-27-2015, 02:11 AM
#19
NP Carling26
Trolling is a art
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