Originally posted by eDeityy
Erm. I suppose it's only gay if you're having homoerotic thoughts along with it; however, that's really ****ed up.
Can't you just get your girlfriend to do it? If you don't have one, can't you just ask out an ugly chick who won't ever get anything, and have her do it? If that doesn't work, couldn't you just pay a girl to do it?
What about when you are bored, home alone, and the wife is at work?