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Please keep the banter at a complete minimum since I like nice going spam free threads.

you die because a terrorist kills you

You die because I'm jealous of your sig.

You die in a horrible plane crash which you fall to the ground and live stuck under the food cart , Then russians rape and toture you
Then you are cut into pieces with rusty butcher knifes and machetes then fed to blood thirsty dogs

u die from killing urself because u will be a virgin forever

You died because someone is choking you and then you pass out and wake up with a small cut on your foot and you slowly bleed out, very very slowly, and once you are almost dead a steam roller will start running you over at .05 meters per minute, so you will be slowly crushed. and at the last second you will get your eyes pulled out by someone using a spoon.

He dies of natural causes...

ZOMG! He Doesn't DIE!

You die because your not 1337, I am!

Yay, cooler kills me :-P I cant kill this next person cos im already dead :-S