Post: win 100k vbux with ur best joke
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01-08-2010, 09:41 PM
#20
jonathanshakib
I am error
Originally posted by TaNGo
here is mine
there is two guys one says im going to kill you and the other way says your not black
they are homo so they sleep togeather
the next day the one that says im going to kill you is alive and the other one is dead is ass is pierced and he has a gun shot in the head (with some new sperm there) and then he plays a black guy
there is two guys one says im going to kill you and the other way says your not black
they are homo so they sleep togeather
the next day the one that says im going to kill you is alive and the other one is dead is ass is pierced and he has a gun shot in the head (with some new sperm there) and then he plays a black guy
what are you trying to say?
01-08-2010, 11:40 PM
#21
xXviciousbumXx
At least I can fight
01-09-2010, 12:28 AM
#24
D-Lyden's Hoe
Banned
Once apon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, “Hey. Wanna hook up and score?”
The Nun simply replied, “No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.” Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him.
“
ude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!”
This gave him an idea
He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, “Behold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Let's score.” She was overjoyed.
After it was over he ripped off the costume and screamed, “Hah! I’m really the Hippie!”
The Nun simply replied, "And I’m really the Bus Driver.”
LOL!
The Nun simply replied, “No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.” Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him.
“
ude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!”This gave him an idea
He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, “Behold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Let's score.” She was overjoyed.
After it was over he ripped off the costume and screamed, “Hah! I’m really the Hippie!”
The Nun simply replied, "And I’m really the Bus Driver.”
LOL!
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