Post: Can't troll a troller
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04-02-2016, 06:11 AM
#1
Semiboner
Banned
The waitress comes and takes our drinks, and I asked for a bottled blue moon. (beer) and she just looked at me and nodded without asking for my ID. Well guess what? This bitch comes back with a goddamn water. She also forgot my friends silverware and we had to ask for it.
Whenever we paid, we paid with a $100 bill. Here's the funny part.. I bet this cocksmooch thought she was going to get a good tip since we paid with such a large bill and had so much changed left.. WRONG. We left her a penny on the table and left.
I guess she thought it'd be funny to give me a water instead of a beer and not even mention it, wellp she got reckt in the end.
End of story. Moral of the story is, don't give me a fucking water when I ask for a beer next time.
04-02-2016, 08:55 AM
#2
⭐ Temp ⭐
Guest
Originally posted by Semiboner
So today is April Fools, so me and a few friends decided to go to a restaurant and eat. I live in the US, so the drinking age is 21 here. (ridiculous, i know) I'm 20.
The waitress comes and takes our drinks, and I asked for a bottled blue moon. (beer) and she just looked at me and nodded without asking for my ID. Well guess what? This bitch comes back with a goddamn water. She also forgot my friends silverware and we had to ask for it.
Whenever we paid, we paid with a $100 bill. Here's the funny part.. I bet this cocksmooch thought she was going to get a good tip since we paid with such a large bill and had so much changed left.. WRONG. We left her a penny on the table and left.
I guess she thought it'd be funny to give me a water instead of a beer and not even mention it, wellp she got reckt in the end.
End of story. Moral of the story is, don't give me a fucking water when I ask for a beer next time.
The waitress comes and takes our drinks, and I asked for a bottled blue moon. (beer) and she just looked at me and nodded without asking for my ID. Well guess what? This bitch comes back with a goddamn water. She also forgot my friends silverware and we had to ask for it.
Whenever we paid, we paid with a $100 bill. Here's the funny part.. I bet this cocksmooch thought she was going to get a good tip since we paid with such a large bill and had so much changed left.. WRONG. We left her a penny on the table and left.
I guess she thought it'd be funny to give me a water instead of a beer and not even mention it, wellp she got reckt in the end.
End of story. Moral of the story is, don't give me a fucking water when I ask for a beer next time.
Fucking hell mate, don't wanna mess with you.
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04-02-2016, 09:37 PM
#5
Whitedodge00
Are you high?
Makes sense?
04-02-2016, 09:41 PM
#6
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Semiboner
So today is April Fools, so me and a few friends decided to go to a restaurant and eat. I live in the US, so the drinking age is 21 here. (ridiculous, i know) I'm 20.
The waitress comes and takes our drinks, and I asked for a bottled blue moon. (beer) and she just looked at me and nodded without asking for my ID. Well guess what? This bitch comes back with a goddamn water. She also forgot my friends silverware and we had to ask for it.
Whenever we paid, we paid with a $100 bill. Here's the funny part.. I bet this cocksmooch thought she was going to get a good tip since we paid with such a large bill and had so much changed left.. WRONG. We left her a penny on the table and left.
I guess she thought it'd be funny to give me a water instead of a beer and not even mention it, wellp she got reckt in the end.
End of story. Moral of the story is, don't give me a fucking water when I ask for a beer next time.
The waitress comes and takes our drinks, and I asked for a bottled blue moon. (beer) and she just looked at me and nodded without asking for my ID. Well guess what? This bitch comes back with a goddamn water. She also forgot my friends silverware and we had to ask for it.
Whenever we paid, we paid with a $100 bill. Here's the funny part.. I bet this cocksmooch thought she was going to get a good tip since we paid with such a large bill and had so much changed left.. WRONG. We left her a penny on the table and left.
I guess she thought it'd be funny to give me a water instead of a beer and not even mention it, wellp she got reckt in the end.
End of story. Moral of the story is, don't give me a fucking water when I ask for a beer next time.
wow i never seen you before but if this story holds true. i can confirm you are indeed phaggot and blue moon confirmed this
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04-02-2016, 10:14 PM
#7
Frosty
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Originally posted by Semiboner
So today is April Fools, so me and a few friends decided to go to a restaurant and eat. I live in the US, so the drinking age is 21 here. (ridiculous, i know) I'm 20.
The waitress comes and takes our drinks, and I asked for a bottled blue moon. (beer) and she just looked at me and nodded without asking for my ID. Well guess what? This bitch comes back with a goddamn water. She also forgot my friends silverware and we had to ask for it.
Whenever we paid, we paid with a $100 bill. Here's the funny part.. I bet this cocksmooch thought she was going to get a good tip since we paid with such a large bill and had so much changed left.. WRONG. We left her a penny on the table and left.
I guess she thought it'd be funny to give me a water instead of a beer and not even mention it, wellp she got reckt in the end.
End of story. Moral of the story is, don't give me a fucking water when I ask for a beer next time.
The waitress comes and takes our drinks, and I asked for a bottled blue moon. (beer) and she just looked at me and nodded without asking for my ID. Well guess what? This bitch comes back with a goddamn water. She also forgot my friends silverware and we had to ask for it.
Whenever we paid, we paid with a $100 bill. Here's the funny part.. I bet this cocksmooch thought she was going to get a good tip since we paid with such a large bill and had so much changed left.. WRONG. We left her a penny on the table and left.
I guess she thought it'd be funny to give me a water instead of a beer and not even mention it, wellp she got reckt in the end.
End of story. Moral of the story is, don't give me a fucking water when I ask for a beer next time.
So you wanted her to go to jail for following the law?
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04-02-2016, 10:52 PM
#9
Frosty
error
Originally posted by Semiboner
Nope. She wanted to try and troll me by bringing a water that I didn't even ask for. That's why she got a penny.. The only time I give a good tip is when the waitress doesn't try to interrogate me for my ID to have a beer with my food.
And if it was found out you were underage, she'd get in trouble.
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