Post: today i almost got a girlfriend
05-22-2016, 05:39 PM #1
Toke
PC Master Race
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I tracked down a Twitch Streamers real identity by cross referencing her screenname to a cache of her xanga blog on 2005 where she was wearing a wrestling sweatshirt from her junior high. After making a few 300 dollar offers on local forums it was pretty easy to get a copy of her yearbook from that year and her picture/name. Turns out she didn't have a facebook but her mom did and luckily I had set up an account for my aunt a year earlier which she stopped using after her divorce. All I had to do was post agreeable replies to comments her mom made on facebook forums, mostly to do with murder trials and it was simple to get her to accept my friend request. Her moms profile was a goldmine of pictures of my crush and really gave me a better picture of who she really was. When she came back on twitch she broke down in the middle of a hearthstone game and started crying her eyes out and I knew right away it was because her childhood pet cat had died and I without thinking said "peach was a beautiful cat and had a great life, I'm sure she's at peace now" and she immediately froze with that look women get and said "how the fuck do you know that, who are you?" before logging off and she hasn't been on since. Her mom even deleted all her pics off facebook (thank god I saved them all.) Just goes to show how even if you're not a creep you can still freak out a woman if you're not careful.
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05-23-2016, 07:16 AM #11
Pixie Lott
Keep it MeLLo
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05-23-2016, 11:24 AM #12
Slick
Anxiety
So touching...
05-23-2016, 11:51 AM #13
AFG
The One and Only
Originally posted by Toke View Post
I tracked down a Twitch Streamers real identity by cross referencing her screenname to a cache of her xanga blog on 2005 where she was wearing a wrestling sweatshirt from her junior high. After making a few 300 dollar offers on local forums it was pretty easy to get a copy of her yearbook from that year and her picture/name. Turns out she didn't have a facebook but her mom did and luckily I had set up an account for my aunt a year earlier which she stopped using after her divorce. All I had to do was post agreeable replies to comments her mom made on facebook forums, mostly to do with murder trials and it was simple to get her to accept my friend request. Her moms profile was a goldmine of pictures of my crush and really gave me a better picture of who she really was. When she came back on twitch she broke down in the middle of a hearthstone game and started crying her eyes out and I knew right away it was because her childhood pet cat had died and I without thinking said "peach was a beautiful cat and had a great life, I'm sure she's at peace now" and she immediately froze with that look women get and said "how the fuck do you know that, who are you?" before logging off and she hasn't been on since. Her mom even deleted all her pics off facebook (thank god I saved them all.) Just goes to show how even if you're not a creep you can still freak out a woman if you're not careful.

:lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05-23-2016, 07:50 PM #14
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by CanadianOnCFW View Post
"Even if you're not a creep"... :seriously:

You are a creep.. You went through all of that just to get pictures of her and then you even saved her pictures. Getthefuckout

( I'm not sure if you're messing around or not with this text of yours.. But if you're serious.. [Even if you're not messing around, you took your time to write this creepy story of yours] You're a creep )


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05-24-2016, 02:50 AM #15
Originally posted by Toke View Post
urine idiot


Thanks?
05-24-2016, 03:51 AM #16
ChaulisantTV
Legit Trophy Seller
Took that a little too far buddy.
05-24-2016, 08:26 AM #17
Good fan fiction 10/10
05-24-2016, 09:55 AM #18
DirtyBirD
Jerry Love
Vintage Toke, 10/10 would read again

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05-24-2016, 07:40 PM #19
Ethen
Banned
Originally posted by Toke View Post
I tracked down a Twitch Streamers real identity by cross referencing her screenname to a cache of her xanga blog on 2005 where she was wearing a wrestling sweatshirt from her junior high. After making a few 300 dollar offers on local forums it was pretty easy to get a copy of her yearbook from that year and her picture/name. Turns out she didn't have a facebook but her mom did and luckily I had set up an account for my aunt a year earlier which she stopped using after her divorce. All I had to do was post agreeable replies to comments her mom made on facebook forums, mostly to do with murder trials and it was simple to get her to accept my friend request. Her moms profile was a goldmine of pictures of my crush and really gave me a better picture of who she really was. When she came back on twitch she broke down in the middle of a hearthstone game and started crying her eyes out and I knew right away it was because her childhood pet cat had died and I without thinking said "peach was a beautiful cat and had a great life, I'm sure she's at peace now" and she immediately froze with that look women get and said "how the fuck do you know that, who are you?" before logging off and she hasn't been on since. Her mom even deleted all her pics off facebook (thank god I saved them all.) Just goes to show how even if you're not a creep you can still freak out a woman if you're not careful.


One word. Creep.

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