(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ok so heres a real story. one day i was driving along a mountain road just a happy a father of some little bastard children. the road was rather narrow and such and as i came around a turn speeding in my lifted subaru redneck mobile i believe it was a 96 impreza model similar to this
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except it had like 10 inches of lift and 37s you know a real mans car. and as i came around the turn doing a whole 42 mph thats like fuck off u non america kunts kph. the small child in the backseat screams at me that he gotta go bathroom the little fucker even cursed at me like a real chip of the block. then i seen a large truck tire in the road probably there cus someone tried to roll down the mountain pass in some sort of dudesons stunt cus we all know jackass aint that retarded. then i had 2 svere and drive off the mountain. i broke my legs and the ambulance came. it must of been bad some teenage kid prob about kams age and build... it might have been kam actually u never know was puking all over my kids dead body the scumbag. now im a paraplegic and when im not playing wheelchair hockey with wounded soilders who got testosterone issues and Vietnam flash backs im on ngu and this is how u know me.


this is pretty much what actually happened


"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

r u ok

i am fine yes

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