Ooh this will be fun
Well one day, He woke up deciding that he didnt want to shower. He then went past a bunch of goats and thought. Damn what a bunch of sexy goats. So he had a little fun with them. After he went by a bunch of rhinos, and said, damn what a bunch of sexy rhinos. So he had a little fun with them. Lastly he went past a bunch of cows.....**** it. HE LIKED THE IDEA OF NOT SHOWERING BECAUSE HE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL DAY. End of story.