Clean or dirty? - NextGenUpdate

06-16-2016, 11:04 AM #1

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I'm personally clean, making sure nothing gets to the edge tears

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06-16-2016, 11:09 AM #2

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i poop in the edge so it doesn't splat water up on my ass

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06-16-2016, 03:47 PM #3

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I really thought about my answer before deciding I shouldn't answer. Chicks don't poop. :madsal:

06-16-2016, 04:20 PM #4

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I plop straight into the water. Bit of splash back means less wiping. Less wiping means saving trees. Saving trees means i'm a good person.

06-16-2016, 06:55 PM #5

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I put paper down first so I don't get any splash backs. Give the toilet seat a good old going over with tissue also.

06-16-2016, 06:56 PM #6

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Originally posted by Original

I plop straight into the water. Bit of splash back means less wiping. Less wiping means saving trees. Saving trees means i'm a good person.

Don't you just love it when a little bit of water hits your asshole?

I might start shouting "bullseye" next time it happens.

06-16-2016, 07:26 PM #7

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Originally posted by Octolus

i poop in the edge so it doesn't splat water up on my ass

Thats the best part tho...

06-16-2016, 08:54 PM #8

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I go for complete toilet annihilation when I take a shit. But I don't take it too far like some people.

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That was actually in the ladies room at work. I got the shit end of the stick -- no pun intended -- and had bathroom duty that day.

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06-16-2016, 09:28 PM #9

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Personally, i drop a layer of toilet roll so when i go it doesn't splash + it's silent.

06-16-2016, 10:03 PM #10

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my thing is to completely rape the toilet
and be as loud about it as i can

but i clean it up

but no air cleaner or any of that shit

i want people to know im rotting on the inside
and they should probably leave that toilet in its peace for an hour