Post: NGU Member's Dirty Confession's
06-23-2016, 12:59 AM #1
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I once stole money from my school principal when me and a friend were supposed to be selling item's to raise funds for school event's not my proudest moment but hell it happened LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL post your's below:krypto:
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07-01-2016, 02:29 AM #20
Originally posted by SlimShadyXV
My neighbors were having sex right in front of their window and I couldn't help but get my binoculars with my dick in my hand


HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Did you make a mess on the floor to afterwards? XD
07-01-2016, 03:49 AM #21
SlimShadyXV-
League Champion
Originally posted by Maniacal
HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Did you make a mess on the floor to afterwards? XD


Yes, mostly on my hand though haha

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07-03-2016, 05:18 PM #22
CLARKEY
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I once smashed someones window through with a brick.. I did it 3 times. So I smashed it, it got fixed, smashed it again, got fixed and then I smashed it again.. :-(
07-04-2016, 09:24 PM #23
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Roar
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I use to steal soft toilet paper from my friends parents houses. F it. I did what needed to be done.
07-05-2016, 04:57 PM #24
My dirty confession is that I amazon soda pop to my house over night so I can drink soda, Im not allowed.
07-08-2016, 11:16 PM #25
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Kam View Post
You weren't drunk enough. Drink more next time Smile


u dont even know what beer smells like

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07-09-2016, 04:49 PM #26
Im a pair of tits
07-09-2016, 08:17 PM #27
Originally posted by another user
Im a pair of tits


8==D Sal
07-13-2016, 02:29 AM #28
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
These confessions are fucking terrible. Let me show you guys how it's done.

I used to date this one chick that went to a catholic school in a different city. Her mom was terminally ill and was pretty much dying real soon. Well, the time came where she was going to pass, and this chick wanted me to come over so she could have someone there with her while her mom was dying. Her mom was home cared, so she was literally dying in the house while I was there.

I went to spend the night, which I did. Her mom died sometime around 9:30pm, so afterwards we were laying in this chicks bed and I was comforting her. This quickly turned into making out and many failed sexual advances by me, because you know, the chicks mom had just died. Didn't deter me. I literally spent the entire night trying to fuck this chick after her mom had just died and was dead in the next room.

Did not bang her, though, unfortunately. Also didn't talk to her after that since she didn't put out.

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