Originally posted by triickys
Okay so I would have made this longer but it came to like 5 in the morning and I was tired so I ended it.
No this is not an insult, just merely a joke. Enjoy.
So Octolus, sorta sounds like Oculus.
Oculus is latin for eye.
An eye is part of the nervous system.
Nervous system is 13 letters, 13.
13 the movie.
Jason Statham was in said movie.
Jason Statham was born July 26 1967.
Know who else was born on that day?
Anthony Durante who was born in Hammonton, New Jersey.
The current Mayor of Hammonton is Stephen DiDonato.
Whose term ends December 31st, 2017, which is a Sunday.
Sunday is 6 letters, know what else is 6 letters?
Norway. The capital of Norway is Oslo.
Oslo was established in 1048 which is part of the 11th century.
Thinking of century's reminds me of 20th century fox.
20 - 11 = 9th century.
The vikings settled in Iceland in the 9th century.
Vikings? Reminds me of the Minnesota Vikings.
The quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings is Teddy Bridgewater.
Bridgewater, reminds me of the book Bridge To Terabithia.
That book had a movie made out of it.
That movie came out in 2007.
In 2007, a French high speed passenger train, the TGV, reached a top speed of 574.8 km/h. Which broke the worlds fastest conventional train.
This happened specifically on April 3rd 2007.
April 3rd is 3 days ahead of the 3rd month which is March.
Guess what happened on march 3rd 2007?
A lunar eclipse.
April 3rd, March 3rd, 3rd Month,
3 + 3 + 3 = 9
Lunar Eclipse = 12 letters
12 - 9 = 3
What shape has 3 sides?
A triangle.
You know what has to do with a triangle? The illuminati.
Octolus is, CONFIRMED.
Hope you guys enjoyed this sorry I had to end this short but like I said it was 5 in the morning, comment if you think I should confirm someone else, and who?