(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A lot of you might not remember but about four or five years ago I was involved in a car accident and a lady faked an injury and sued me for it and it was just a really shitty period for me and I've made a post about it before but I still get asked a lot to go into more detail about it and what happened, so I figured why not, it's kind of an interesting story.

So I was on my way home from my figure drawing art class, and I'm pretty shitty at art. And drawing nude models was extremely difficult, they would strike the most bizarre poses like the 'inquisitive masturbater' or the 'YMCA' and I would do my best to draw them but it always ended up looking it came out of a three year old's sketch book, it basically looked like you were looking at bacteria under a microscope, but enough with my artistic ineptitude, it's relevant.

So I was driving home from that class, and it was an ordinary commute, I was bumping some boner jams, and all of sudden the car in front of me slams on their brakes and I had no time to react, so I rear ended that car and that car rear ended the car in front of them. It wasn't a high speed impact, at most I was going 25mph, but I had no time to react since i was driving a little too close to them so that was like a full 25 in the anus and luckily nobody was hurt in the accident, but I turned off the boner jams and got out to check on the other passengers in the accident, and I swear to god I couldn't have gotten into an accident with two worse groups of people in those cars. The car I rear ended was driven by a nurse who also was the baby sitter of the two kids in the car who she bringing to their families, and the kid in the front seat had a fucking artificial sternum and set of ribs, so when she told me that, I just figured that the kid wasn't going to make it even though I don't think he was injured, I just think the air bag clipped him and destroyed the poor guy, but he was fine. The kid in the backseat was on a oxygen tank or something, I don't know what he had back there, he was on some sort of star trek contraption that was keeping him afloat. So I just thought they were both gone for, turns out they were all fine but I was fucking panicked once I heard all of this information. Then the car they rear ended was driven by a mid-90's women transporting her 74 year old son to a doctors appointment to check the condition of his fucked up leg. And when I went up to this car to check if they were okay, I thought it was driven by a couple of statues, they didn't even react, they were just confused as to why I was up there. I don't even think they realized they were in an accident, until all the dust settled and they realized that their car was kind of damaged, when I saw them I thought it was game over and there was no way they survived that. It looked like a rogue tumbleweed could take them out. But it turned out they were fine and were more so annoyed they were going to be late to the doctors appointment. So luckily, everyone was 100% fine and the only person who sustained any type of injury was me when I went to go check the car in front of me because the car was covered in broken glass that I didn't even see I just cut the shit out of my hand on it.

So the police show up, the paramedics show up, and they give everyone the OK, a clean bill of health. Nobody needs to go to the hospital, everyone can just go home, everyone's find. But the car that I rear ended must have been made out of tissue paper because that shit just crumbled the entire rear end of that was in shambles. My car had no damage to it, and that's not an exaggeration, there wasn't even a scratch to it and that's probably because I just rear ended a block of Styrofoam, but anyway, so everyone's fine, everyone's safe. We all go our separate ways, but then about a week later the women driving the car with the two glass children issues a lawsuit. And she's suing me and my family, stating she suffered severe neck injuries as a result of the accident. And we tried to fight it, but there wasn't much we could do because she went to one of the most corrupt doctors in Tampa, who was known for performing bogus surgeries for ambulance chasers. So she goes to this bogus doctors and over the course of a year she gets a bunch of injections of Dorito Dust in her and then gets her tits polished or something. And then after about a year she gets a settlement from my insurance company for a mediocre sum of money, and I figured at most she probably pocketed about $5,000 and I don't know if it was worth her time and effort, but whatever, more power to you, you fucking asshole.

So yeah, that's the whole story about what happened there. Luckily everyone was safe, including the girl who faked the injury, I'm glad she's safe, although she's a big ole piece of shit. So yeah, see ya.

Symptoms of whiplash injury aren't always immediate. They can take weeks or months to manifest. I wouldn't and didn't sue but I still have neck and shoulder problems relating to a car accident which occurred just shy of 3 years ago. I felt perfectly fine at the time. Shock does funny things to you. Sucks that you were sued but I'm glad nobody was seriously hurt, especially the little ones.

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That was interesting and entertaining, thank you