Post: Most annoying things that happen almost all the time
03-23-2017, 11:13 PM #1
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03-23-2017, 11:17 PM #2
Kronos
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Originally posted by Fixed
When I'm taking a shit and water splashes my asshole


When u walk to your room in the middle of the night when it's dark wth a bowl of cereal and u spill the milk cos u can't see if your hands are level or not

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03-23-2017, 11:32 PM #3
SlimShadyXV-
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When you're wiping your ass with toilet paper and your finger rips through the paper and whoops you just stuck your finger up your ass
03-24-2017, 08:40 AM #4
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Oneup
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Originally posted by Kronos View Post
When u walk to your room in the middle of the night when it's dark wth a bowl of cereal and u spill the milk cos u can't see if your hands are level or not


Are you lopsided or do you not have spacial awareness? I don't understand how it being dark makes you spill shit out of your bowl when you are holding it.
03-24-2017, 08:42 AM #5
Kronos
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Originally posted by Oneup View Post
Are you lopsided or do you not have spacial awareness? I don't understand how it being dark makes you spill shit out of your bowl when you are holding it.


Because when walking your body tends to sway from side to side as you step on to each foot. So when walking in the dark it's hard to compensate for this natural occurrence.
03-24-2017, 08:46 AM #6
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Originally posted by Kronos View Post
Because when walking your body tends to sway from side to side as you step on to each foot. So when walking in the dark it's hard to compensate for this natural occurrence.


I guess I am a pro at walking because I have never had that happen. I can see if you were setting the bowl down on something though.
03-24-2017, 08:47 AM #7
Kronos
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Originally posted by Oneup View Post
I guess I am a pro at walking because I have never had that happen. I can see if you were setting the bowl down on something though.


Yeah when I set the bowel down it happens as well. Sad lyfe
03-24-2017, 12:51 PM #8
Sparrow
Big Papi
Catching your toe on the leg of a chair/table/door/dog :fu:
03-24-2017, 02:09 PM #9
Hydrogen
Super Mod
When you choke on an orange ;-; true story ;-;
03-24-2017, 02:20 PM #10
Sparrow
Big Papi
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