I was in 2nd grade. I saw a kid stand on top of the table when the teacher left and he got laughs out of it. I wanted to be a follower and get laughs too so I stood up. Bruh, worst mistake of my whole life EVER. Tell me why my ass turns my bobble head ass to the right slowly, and I see this teacher gazing into my eyes pulling out his flip phone while dialing my parents already. Bruh. I looked like an idiot I sat my depressed ass down and cried because my dad don't play that stupid sheet. That mofo put my dad on speaker and everyone heard him screaming at my dumbass

I stood there crying like a fool while everyone did their little multiplication chart work. I finally tried doing my work knowing to realize that my paper was already flooded with tears...
That's my story