(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So I'm here currently on the toilet, and I turn my head to the right slowly, and bruh. All I see is a empty roll staring back at me. I'm getting worried now, like, I don't know what to do. I'd try to go grasshopper style out the door, but I'm scared someone will see me. I tried calling my siblings, but idiots have Astro headsets on so they can't hear me. Well.. only one thing left to do

God gave me a hand for a reason

Put your pants on, walk like a normal human being, grab some tissue and sprint to the toilet

Dafaq dis thread, just sit right down into the bowel and flush

Spoken like a true hero

Nigga wat. You trying to get shit stains in your drawers? Cause that's how you get shit stains in your drawers lmfao.

Once its in the washing machine its all gone. Trust me

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Luckily I did, I went grasshopper style

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Lmfao true.